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BullyTerrier
11/04/09

In reply to The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers
Brian - I am pretty sure you stole my idea to snort a line of coke off some guy's dick from my bucket list of things to do before I die.

Bitch. #thecity
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Brian Moylan
11/04/09

@BullyTerrier: It wasn't me. It was Betsey... #thecity
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BullyTerrier
11/04/09

@Brian Moylan: Well, she's a slut anyway #thecity
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EleanorRigby
11/04/09

In reply to The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers
I've been waiting for years for someone to make use of that shower in Big Chill analogy. It served its purpose well here, I'd say. Those Fackelmayers were up to no good at Lilypond and they should pay. Good thing Roxy gave them a talking to in between shooting scenes on Brothers & Sisters. #thecity
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chickachicka
11/04/09

In reply to The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers
Olivia's interviews were painful to watch.
*cue fake smile, followed by "cool/neat/that's great/um, ok"
Both of the bloggers looked uncomfortable, and BOTH of them went "oh, that's it?" when she was done, bahahaha.

Erin, however catty and plotting she may be, is awesome at her job. I loved seeing her swoop in and save the day with better questions.

Joe Zee, you are a FOOL. #thecity
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Baroness
11/04/09

@chickachicka: Erin's a cool chick(a). But they're really really overdoing it with her giving Olivia the displeased side eye twenty times an episode.

The show doesn't trust the viewers (intended demo age: 15) to get it.

It was actually nice for a change last week to see Erin smile and have a meaningful conversation with Kelly Cutrone. #thecity
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Oryx Hearts Crake
11/04/09

@Baroness: At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Erin splashes gasoline all over Olivia and lights her on fire. They're really playing up the animosity. #thecity
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chickachicka
11/05/09

@Baroness: I agree 100%. I feel stupid watching this show (for multiple reasons), but mostly because they bash us over the head with one-dimensional characterization. Seeing Erin interact with anyone other than Olivia just solidifies my love for her. #thecity
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BettyCrocker
11/04/09

In reply to The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers
Brian, you never, ever disappoint us. #thecity
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BadUncle
11/02/09

In reply to Olivia Palermo Leaves Manhattan for DUMBO?
Not hipsters with trustfunds Williamsburg or hipsters with real jobs Greenpoint...

I wonder how this article would have been written if she had chosen the Trustifarian North. Certainly no more charitably. #oliviapalermo
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lobstr
11/02/09

In reply to Olivia Palermo Leaves Manhattan for DUMBO?
one of my pals lives in them newstyles 99 Gold St. and it's pretty swingin'.. the rooftop view of Manhattan is just gorgeous.. and only TWO smokestacks in the way... #oliviapalermo
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Astigmatism
11/02/09

In reply to Olivia Palermo Leaves Manhattan for DUMBO?

As I hear it, DUMBO's got some pretty nice apartments of its very own.

[www.nytimes.com] #oliviapalermo
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StonedAndDethroned
11/02/09

In reply to Olivia Palermo Leaves Manhattan for DUMBO?
Why are you surprised? She's one of those girls who goes out of her way to appear like an adult in the most boring of ways. She'll fake menopause by 30, trust me. #oliviapalermo
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TheSometimesWhy
11/03/09

@StonedAndDethroned: Given the glazed look of ennui-as-fashion-accessory, the good money says she will be faking more than menopause way before she turns 30... #oliviapalermo
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Lizawithazee
10/28/09

In reply to The City: Right Said Freddie
Brian, please tell me your incident didn't involve a hot glue gun, shoulder pads, a Greek soldier's helmet and your hair, like mine did. #thecity
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Baroness
10/21/09

In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
Superb and clevah recap, Mr. Moylan!

So which of these brothers would we rather fuck, is the question? Mrs. Robinson here requests the rosy-cheeked lifeguard bathed and brought to her. The older one seems a bit El Smarmo. Whom I'd still fuck, then have thrown out.

Arc of sympathy! Now it's Olivia who seems the doe-eyed orphan, adrift in a sea of fashion sharks, tormented by an aging 27 year old harridan named Erin, who clearly just hates the pretty, pretty girls! Olivia has to fend for herself at that party, foraging and scavenging for nuts and berries of "Hello!"s and "How do you do?"s. She avoided Erin's toxic advice to ask everyone, "Whatever happened to Nina Garcia?". #thecity
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pmarble
10/21/09

In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
Tautology Rooftop -- I do not want to go to there. This recap, however...Brava. #thecity
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ArmCandy
10/21/09

In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
Also not invited to the party? Erin Rockstarsdaughter, who was written off the show with exactly no explanation. Aren't "reality" shows supposed to be more revealing than sitcoms? #thecity
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ampersandparade
10/21/09

@ArmCandy: They could've at least given Bangs a nice death scene, since we don't believe anything we see anyhow. #thecity
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mattchew03
10/14/09

In reply to The City: Stop Being So Sketchy
I don't care if she has horrible breath, I'd totally make out with Kelly Cutrone.
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Spirit Fingers
10/14/09

In reply to The City: Stop Being So Sketchy
Wait, did I call tech-support? Is this an outsourced recap? And no one named Bob even thanked me for calling Cablevision (via Sri Lanka) or asked me to take a survey.

Where do I say I'm not paying the bill because my cable was out for .9 seconds on the 16th of July, 2002?
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MattGaymon
10/14/09

In reply to The City: Stop Being So Sketchy
I was reading this, but instead of these words in my head I heard 'anyone lived in a pretty how town'.
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