Defamer's Week In Review: Paradise was lost, gained, auctioned and recycled in front of our very eyes. Reflect with us after the jump, and we'll see you back here Sunday night for our Oscar liveblog!

Defamer's Week In Review: Sweethearts were lost, found, exploited and uncorked. Reminisce with us after the jump, and enjoy your Valentine's Day weekend!

Defamer's Week in Review: Christian soldiered onward, Bikini Girl strode outward, Jude posed dragward, and Miley mugged slantward. Remember the good times after the jump, and have a great weekend!

Defamer's Week in Review: We learned the true meaning of friends, family and being fine with ourselves. Share our lessons after the jump, and have a great weekend!

· Defamer invaded Park City for Sundance '09, and managed to get a lot done. We eavesdropped. (A whole lot.)

Defamer's Week in Review: Legends were made, secrets were bared, swimsuits were breached, and heroes were lost. Remember them all after the jump.

Defamer's Week in Review: Dakota made new friends, Barbara made new enemies, we made 10 critics stars, and someone simply... made. Remember the magic after the jump!

Defamer's Week in Review: Artie was enshrined, Tara rehabbed, shots were fired, 2008 ended, and much more — after the jump. Have a great weekend!

For this, our final post of 2008, join Defamer in recalling the heroes, history and other Earth-shattering phenomena that raised the bar for years of pop culture to come.

Defamer's Week in Review: We gave, WALL-E healed, Robert Pattinson chopped, and Zac Efron's fruity balls saved Christmas. Reminisce with us after the jump, and have a great weekend!

Defamer's Week in Review: Nicole's didgeridoo, Delgo's implosion, Scarlett's snot, and Scott's balls. They can all be yours once more — after the jump.

Defamer's Week in Review: Dong sings, Carrie Fisher transforms, T.R. Knight walks and we get a face-lift! And all those awards! Join us in reflecting after the jump.

· You've got to know that any time Seth MacFarlane is named the smartest man in TV, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin get a reality show, the seventh walrus saxes, and that many heads roll at studios and media around the country, then Pop Culture Doomsday is upon us.
· Elisabeth Hasselbeck would like to apologize for her…

· Mario Majorski should have known better than to bring samurai swords to a Celebrity Centre gunfight.
· One photo tells you everything you need to know to prepare for rockin', lip-lockin' time at the Playboy Mansion!
· Hey, here's a not-so-tough one: What loudmouth movie critic bashed the "old putz" his son was hired…

· Twilight and its bad FX brought squealing throngs to Westwood. Leading lady Kristen Stewart was not impressed. · Celebrate Hugh Jackman — your 2008 Sexiest Man Alive With a Really Long Movie Opening Next Week! · The Star Trek trailer looks pretty good and everything, but we'll save our $10 for the 90210…

· Another tough week to be gay: The volatile post-Prop 8 era continued with Drew Barrymore's megaphone, a skittish Sundance, and a typically confused Courtney Love. And to top it all off, Brokeback Mountain: The Opera was shelved. · We said goodbye to Paula Goodpseed, the ex-American Idol contenstant who died outside…

· We elected Barack Obama as our 44th President of the United States. Look back to his Hollywood beginnings and ahead to an Ari-friendly White House. · And as always, it was the celebrities who made the difference: Monica Lewinsky in LA. Natalie Portman in New York. Kirsten Dunst in North... Dakota? And Diddy in the…

· Hurry! Time is running out to decide your Defamer-brand Halloween costume: Is it The Maverick? The Icon? The Aberration? The Dreamer? The Rebel? Or are you and your bearish twin pairing up as Visionaries? · We didn't believe it at first either, but Joaquin Phoenix is "nooommmf deadserious" about quitting acting. ·…

· Did you hear the one about the View hosts who went at it backstage before denying the whole thing ever happened? Well, you have now. · Aaaannd on your undercard, William "Shining Ego" Shatner vs. George "Psychotic Gay Bridezilla" Takei. · Are Democrats better at political satire than Republicans? We wouldn't be so…

· Who will keep Madonna's mustache in her bitter divorce battle with Guy Ritchie? · Not enough break-up drama? Can we interest you in a Grazer split? What about David Duchovny and Tea Leoni? · Why didn't late-night pitbull David Letterman pin down John McCain for trying to grab Barack Obama's ass in this week's…