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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Commies on Saturdays? Feels like Thursday night games on the NFL Network.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Congrats all. Richard, thanks.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Congratulations everybody! Great job as always.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Usually I haven't read most of these, but this time around I have, and thoroughly enjoyed each
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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    OMG I remember that Seventeen story, too. It's from years ago... I'm glad it stuck with someone else.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    01/24/09

    @iloveastone: I'm pretty sure it's been featured many, many times.
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    Image of HairHopper HairHopper
    01/24/09

    @iloveastone: Totally stuck with me too. I kept thinking of a scenario where this could actually happen. Like how short her shorts would have to be, how hard he would have to pull...
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    Image of Ms. Demimsy Popington Ms. Demimsy Popington
    01/24/09

    @HairHopper:


    Back when it was around, YM had that same story!! I clearly remember it too, but definitely that it was in YM. Even then, my preteen sisters and I didn't believe that half the shit was true.

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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    01/25/09

    @Ms. Demimsy Popington: It was amazing that they kept it going as long as they did, because every single story was a variation on the following scenario: wearing white, having your period, Crush in the vicinity.
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Colonel Mustard: This one should be remembered for 2009 Best of Show awards.
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    Image of minou minou
    01/24/09

    @Pinekatz: I totally agree. This is among the best comments ever.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    An excellent week all round but, um (whispers) I don't actually understand the Anderson Cooper one. Anyone? Help?
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    Image of chelseabill chelseabill
    01/24/09

    @Mary Mouse: I think the story is mayor up there was being gay with an 18 year old. Kinda weak really.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    01/24/09

    @chelseabill: Ahh, thank you. I need to start taking notes or something.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/25/09

    @chelseabill: NO, the story is the 18 yr old is HAWT and now andy's gonna go run see what he's got in his pants, because as we established in an earlier thread, andy's a raging bottom.


    at least, that's the story now...

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    MincnglyWhrdL'mer was starred MincnglyWhrdL'mer was unstarred
    Image of uninspired uninspired
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Congrats all
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/24/09

    @uninspired: Check your pm.
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    Image of ClaraAphaea ClaraAphaea
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    my great aunt yanked on my tampon string because she thought it was a loose thread (i was wearing white shorts) so it's not completely improbable
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/24/09

    @ClaraAphaea: For some reason, your great aunt having sufficiently acute vision to view and feeling comfortable enough to reach into your crotch to pull any string profoundly unsettles me.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/24/09

    @ClaraAphaea: I'm assuming she failed to pop it out?


    If so, that suggest impressive muscle control.

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    Image of mass romantic mass romantic
    01/24/09

    @ClaraAphaea: Were you wearing short shorts or was this just a very long tampon string? Those things are usually like 2 inches, max!
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/25/09

    @mass romantic: why am I suddenly envisioning a whole new, like, fashion TREND here, of girls in short white hollister shorts with multiple tampon strings hanging out like a 70's daisy duke fringe, possibly matched with a cameltoe? I mean, does that sound (as michael kors would say) 'expensive'? no?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    I'd like to thank Jesus. And Stephanie Meyer.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    01/24/09

    @Mount_Prion(allrightsreserved): An especial right-on to you; characters waking up at the beginning of a piece is the most amateur clichè there is. Horrible, horrible people writing thinly-disguised romans-a-clef about alleged Manhattan fabulousness is a close second. Congratulations.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/24/09

    @Mount_Prion(allrightsreserved): Nice job!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Good work, all, with a special nod to Col. Mustard.


    I was so happy to see this, because I missed the Commies. Then I said to myself, I wonder if they are on Saturdays regularly now, checked, and discovered that I won my first ever last week! Wow!

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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    01/24/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Long overdue!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01/24/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Congrats and well-deserved.
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    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    01/24/09

    @MattGaymon: @Lysergic Asset: Thank you both. I hope it didn't sound like I was fishing; I was just astonished!
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Kudos all around.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Table Nine: I skipped the fisting post on purpose, but I'm glad I didn't miss your comment. That is mind-blowingly excellent.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/24/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Take a look at this one-


    [gawker.com]


    - TableNine's 9:55 AM post. And TableNine follows that with this commie-winning comment the very next day.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/24/09

    @Dagrolord: Yeah. He/she/it is good.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    01/25/09

    @Mount_Prion(allrightsreserved): @Dagrolord: @Lysergic Asset: Praise from Caesars. Bless.
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    TableNine was starred TableNine was unstarred
    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/24/09

    In reply to 'Her Crush Yanked Out Her Tampon...'
    Well done, everyone! TableNine you had a great week!
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    01/25/09

    @Dagrolord: I'll say. I just found out a Nigerian business man needs my help in moving his fortune out of the country... and he's willing to share it with me! And now this!
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    01/25/09

    @TableNine: Oh, and something about the new president and unicorns.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    01/17/09

    In reply to 'Hello Folks, This Is Your Captain Speaking...'
    I award you all positions on Obama's cabinet.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    01/17/09

    @forwardmotion: I award them all positions in Palin's.
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