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Tom Cruise Doesn't Have to Explain Himself, But He Will Anyway

Tom Cruise has been greatly misunderstood! He jumps on couches because he's happy, not crazy! He didn't mean to scare Oprah! Other foam-at-the-mouth batshit declarations! The gay Valkyrie recently taped an interview with Oprah Winfrey, where he tried to explain his crazypants behavior. On his glib-calling: ""I was feeling pressed in the interview with Matt Lauer. For me, my issue was really about child drugging. It's not like it is today, like people are really kind of openly talking about this." Right. Nothing is like it is today. On his nutty Scientology video: "It was a very private moment. I'm actually talking to my congregation. It's [taken] totally out of context." Yes. Ten-minute-long videos can easily be taken out of context. More gobbledygook, from Us, after the jump. More »

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Dan Rather Is Going Around Mumbling "I Used To Be Dan Rather"


This week's New York brings Joe Hagan's second story this year about a wretched CBS News anchor, his first being that interminable cover piece on Katie Couric this summer. Today's slightly less endless article chronicles Hagan's talks with Dan Rather. Hagan doesn't uncover anything you don't already know about Rather's legal dispute with CBS or the documents scandal that started it all. He does, however, paint Rather as an around-the-bend loony toon, one of those old guys who madly scribbles notes to himself while muttering at the pigeons from his park bench. More »

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At Least One Former Model Now A Crazed Slasher!

Second acts are hard, and who knows the cruelty of aging out of a profession better than a model? The day eventually comes when each fashion industry worker must ask himself, what color is my parachute? Some will answer: It is steel-colored! But "slashing" as a career, as one ex-model has just discovered, doesn't pay that well—and it upsets the tabloids. More »