"I met her at the Heritage Foundation Christmas party. She was wearing a purple dress and looked hot standing next to Grover Norquist, if only by comparison...Her boyfriend was there, but I don't adhere to UN regulations." L'amour, Beltway millennial righty journalist style!
White Guy's Stolen Bike Means That He Must Be Racist From Now On
Mark Judge is a white guy. He lives in DC. He had a bike. A few days ago, his bike was stolen. He doesn't know who stole his bike. But the theft of his bike does have a silver lining: it has freed Mark Judge to be a racist, from now on. Huzzah!
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