Look, Decent Pensions Are Possible
You will never retire, in part because America's existing pension system is crazy quilt of various empty bank accounts full of lies and IOUs. Does a better pension system actually exist? Yes, it does.
The Netherlands Has a New King; Time to Invade the Netherlands
The Netherlands' beloved Queen Beatrix officially abdicated her throne on Tuesday, making her son Willem-Alexander the nation's first king since 1890.
Oh My God, the Soon-to-Be Queen of the Netherlands Looks Exactly Like Britney Spears
On April 30, the Netherlands will crown its first king in over one hundred years.
Some Asshole Threw a Bottle at Usain Bolt Right Before His Race Yesterday
Some asshole was arrested and beaten up by a Dutch girl in London yesterday after attempting to hit sprinter and noted polite person Usain Bolt with a bottle just before the start of the men's 100 meter final.
Dutch Killing Squads Will Make Housecalls If You Ask Nicely
A Dutch group called the Levenseindekliniek (Life-End Clinic) announced plans to roll out a mobile euthanasia team starting this week.
Dutch Government Ruins Amsterdam for Backpackers
The Netherlands' right-wing coalition government announced yesterday that it will ban tourists from weed-selling coffee shops by the end of the year, effectively giving the finger to backpackers everywhere. And while we generally support liberal drug laws, and have no fondness for Geert Wilders' anti-Muslim Freedom…
Bearforce1 In America! The Video Interview
Remember Bearforce1, the world's first all-bear Dutch synth-disco boi-band? Of course you do! Well, they're in New York for their big American appearances, and our Rod Townsend and Nick McGlynn sat down with the bears last night for an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW (as they say in the tabloids) that includes a live a cappella…
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