According the Daily Show's Samantha Bee, Fox News' The Five is not just your typical panel show about politics. Instead, it's a story about love, rooted in that deepest of human emotions: "Riding the boner train to Pound Town," as Bee put it.

After announcing it to Congress last week, President Obama unveiled the $450 billion American Jobs Act at the White House on Monday. The next morning, Fox & Friends ripped the President for fastening the 200-page bill with a "chintzy clip," a move Stephen Colbert described as "Clip-gate" on tonight's Report.