"Your Coworkers Complained About Your Flatulence": Federal Employee Formally Recognized for His Farting Skills
What were you doing on Thursday, November 8 at 2:29pm? Checking Facebook? Answering e-mails? Some awesome dude in Maryland was busy farting.
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