I understand the risk I'm taking by saying such a thing on this platform, but I actually really like Portfolio. Feel free to draw parallels... I think it makes for some great bathroom reading.
The sky is falling! On a happier note meh was accepted as a word in the oxford dictionary. The word, according to them, originated when homer simpson and bart both replied while watching tv to a request to do something, meh
@undefined: Sorry to break it to you, but "meh" was accepted not by the OED but by some pulpy sounding, fly-by-night operation called the "Collins English Dictionary." I just checked.
The word "nuh-uh" from the Simpsons is listed, though. Maybe that is what you meant. Here is how they cite it:
"1997 M. GROENING et al. Simpsons: Compl. Guide 218/4 Lisa. You lied to me. Nelson. Nuh-uh! Lisa. There, you did it again!"
In a related field, someone of my acquaintance who is an accomplished video producer and director was laid off. After failing to get a comparable job and getting desperate for anything, she redid her resume to change the word "producer" to the words "administrative assistant." And she entirely left out the words "Golden Globe." She immediately got an offer.
@Weegee's bored: I sent out a resume recently where I left off everything after the M.A. and made like I had been adjuncting for the past 4 years. It was for a job at Al Jazeera. Still haven't heard back.
@lionel-mandrake: Seriously, it was a shot in the dark. I am just an academic who is freaking out because I don't know what I am going to do when my fellowship is up in 7 months. I didn't expect they'd take my ivory-tower ass seriously.
Television stations are hiring on their websites. Check that, SOME television stations are hiring on the websites. If you can write quickly, lie well-enough about knowing how to put pictures and words together, you might want to check out TV. The pay is not memorable, but if you are a newsy sort, it's a good place to be.
How does copy-editing/proofreading compare to marking papers on "Beloved" written by college sophomores, pain-wise? I'm curious about my ever-dwindling career options.
@minou: Copyediting is a great outlet for any obsessive-compulsive tendencies. There's no glory in it, though, and I've certainly never made $40 an hour.
@aurora*raby: No glory in grading papers, either. And if you are obsessive-compulsive, it's hell. For $40/hour, it might be worth it but yeah, ain't nobody makin' that right now doing what I do unless they have tenure (which very few people do anymore).
@minou: Now, I've worked only on books and magazines. Books pay less than mags do because the latter benefit from advertising dollars (at least in a perfect world). Apparently, specialized fields such legal and medical pay more. Maybe that's where your $40-plus an hour comes in? (I'm such a loser.)
I was hired on Friday as a permanent part-timer at a peacefully solvent magazine. I can't even tell my friends the good news, because they've all been laid off. (A steady part-time anchor is great news for a ramblin' man such as myself.)
Some of the publications that have gone under lately were never up. I worked at a Gawker-cited magazine for years; we weren't allowed to sign our contracts until a couple of weeks before work on an issue began. That magazine was never meant to last as long as it did.
After 9-11 I was laid off from my managerial-level editing job and immediately sent out a down-market resume looking for copy editing and proofreading jobs. In it I spelled "proofreader" with three uses of the letter "o". No one ever mentioned it, especially not the babe who hired me as a $40/hour per diem copy editor and prooofreader.
This is e-motherfucking-nuff of silly-ass media twats who still have jobs forecasting that no one else in their stupid corner of the world will be able to make any money ever again. (I don't mean Ryan; I mean the assclowns who write these panic-crap stories to begin with.) The fun fact to remember about journalists is that they have no real contacts anywhere--don't know a single person who is not a journalist or a publicist who would risk their job to leak any real info to them. All they have are "experts," the same conveniently quotable bags of wipe who failed to see this thing coming in the first place.
Yes, things suck and there are layoffs a-plenty, but trust nothing that even remotely falls under the category of "prediction" by any journo or blogger. They have no fucking goddamn clue and it would be nice if they would shut the fucking fuck up already.
If any good is to come from this wasteland of media in the wake of the recession/depression, it will be that everyone realizes that the media is no good at doing one damned thing besides reporting the minutes of school board meetings and if some starlet has flashed her vadge.
@ian spiegelman: You realize that covering these stories in the most breathless and overheated fashion possible is all part of Denton's business plan, right?
It's all about driving pageviews from a naturally hysterical and over-nervous audience, namely media people.
I will say one thing, the market right now is bleak...for the less talented. The rest of us are swimming in work. Look at me, I'm working at 10:30 on a Sunday night. Yay for me.
@lionel-mandrake: To be fair it's hard to pin these stories on Nick. He doesn't work here anymore and he doesn't send out mandates on what is to be covered or how. At least not in the emails that I have access to, and I still actually get most of internals.
Everyone is just wretchedly, stupidly, selling panic stories. This is not even remotely like 1929--it is so far from it that it's like comparing some small horrible massacre to the holocaust, which our trusted news asses also do every month. But that is ALL THE NEWS DOES anymore. Especially stupid-ass little sideshow sites like fucking Ad Age.
Ad Age? Really? Can any of your cheap shit third tier tard-fuck reporters even *pretend* to claim to have any sources in the real world? Even one of you failed ad exec water-heads? Just fucking one? No, you can't. The whole point of working in advertising is that you don't have to fucking talk to Ad Age.
To everyone else, thanks. It's nice to be able to come here and unload a bit.
To the media people who are filing for tomorrow. You might get fired too. Don't go out on a lie. Don't be an asshole. Don't quote the "business reporter" across the aisle from you or who you're having lunch with as an "expert."
NY Post and The New Yorker, I am looking right at you. (Yes, the New Yorker lies. Every single week.)
@ian spiegelman: I'm loving the rage too, mainly because last month I had the sad realization that I don't know anyone who doesn't work in publishing or PR. I have no idea what I would do if I got fired tomorrow.
One of my co-workers wants to do Teach for America or grad school, but I told her grad school is the sad back-up plan for everyone. Once you graduate you're still knee-deep in student loans and you're still unemployed. And don't even get me started on Teach for America. There's a lot of people jumping on that boat too.
@groupie: Yeah. Grad school is the easy way out. I bet you're proud to have figured that out.
Listen, I know from experience that grad school sucks and that anyone who goes is likely to be just as unemployable afterwards as they would otherwise have been. But it is still hard, and a lot of people I know have given A LOT up to do it because they really love what they do and honestly believe that eventually it will be worth it. So, until you have been as miserably loyal and hard-working as most grad students I know, please don't call it a "sad back-up plan." For most of the people doing it, it's not back-up at all. Have some respect for folks who are pursuing education for the right reasons -- no matter how ill-advised.
Rant over. Yes, I am a little defensive about grad school.
@minou: I think you're amazing. If I had any sense of stability or faith in myself, I would try to do what you are doing. All I have ever wanted is to learn.
Last week I received more than a dozen resumes from ex-magazine people looking for freelance work, mostly copyediting and proofreading. More than a few have called me up to "touch base," though I have never spoken to them or met them.
My first question is always "Do you know Chicago (meaning of course The Chicago Manual of Style)?" Two of my fave unintentionally funny replies:
@BookishLookish: I am kinda proud of myself. It was a face-off between me and Gertrude Stein and for a while it looked like that tough old bird was gonna win, but I rallied. You hear that, "Pink Melon Joy"? You got nothin'!
@minou: It is to my eternal shame that I can somehow not quite grasp APA... I prefer to use Oxford; is that similar to Chicago? I try not to think outside of essays :)
As a huge fan of the hawks, I hope fish and game guy 'accidentally' spilled some of pigeon douche's formula in the back of the van, where pigion douche was cuffed and sealed behind a glass window. Birds of prey are so beautiful, for the last 2 years we've had a pair of Coopers in our backyard. My 3 year old called us one morning and said "there are baby hawks on the deck" It was sweet!
@shag_carpet_bomb: Both pigeons and rats have personalities. I wish you would read about pigeons role in World War II and you might judge them less harshly. It always amuses me how we humans demonize other species, when we are the sole "bad animal", or at least the sole species that can wreck the entire ecosystem of a planet.
I am happy to hear you are teaching your three your old to appreciate nature. Wouldn't you be doing him/her a better service by teaching in a way that is not reflexive of popular uninformed opinion? I personally refrained from scream when a creepy crawly was around my nephews, and they aren't insectophopes like our Mom taught us.
Best wishes to you and yours, this is not said with hate.
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The word "nuh-uh" from the Simpsons is listed, though. Maybe that is what you meant. Here is how they cite it:
"1997 M. GROENING et al. Simpsons: Compl. Guide 218/4 Lisa. You lied to me. Nelson. Nuh-uh! Lisa. There, you did it again!"
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Check that, SOME television stations are hiring on the websites.
If you can write quickly, lie well-enough about knowing how to put pictures and words together, you might want to check out TV.
The pay is not memorable, but if you are a newsy sort, it's a good place to be.
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Some of the publications that have gone under lately were never up. I worked at a Gawker-cited magazine for years; we weren't allowed to sign our contracts until a couple of weeks before work on an issue began. That magazine was never meant to last as long as it did.
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Yes, things suck and there are layoffs a-plenty, but trust nothing that even remotely falls under the category of "prediction" by any journo or blogger. They have no fucking goddamn clue and it would be nice if they would shut the fucking fuck up already.
If any good is to come from this wasteland of media in the wake of the recession/depression, it will be that everyone realizes that the media is no good at doing one damned thing besides reporting the minutes of school board meetings and if some starlet has flashed her vadge.
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@BookishLookish: No more blogging for me for a while.
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It's all about driving pageviews from a naturally hysterical and over-nervous audience, namely media people.
I will say one thing, the market right now is bleak...for the less talented. The rest of us are swimming in work. Look at me, I'm working at 10:30 on a Sunday night. Yay for me.
11/16/08
Or, as I like to say, 20% unemployment is 80% employment.
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Everyone is just wretchedly, stupidly, selling panic stories. This is not even remotely like 1929--it is so far from it that it's like comparing some small horrible massacre to the holocaust, which our trusted news asses also do every month. But that is ALL THE NEWS DOES anymore. Especially stupid-ass little sideshow sites like fucking Ad Age.
Ad Age? Really? Can any of your cheap shit third tier tard-fuck reporters even *pretend* to claim to have any sources in the real world? Even one of you failed ad exec water-heads? Just fucking one? No, you can't. The whole point of working in advertising is that you don't have to fucking talk to Ad Age.
To everyone else, thanks. It's nice to be able to come here and unload a bit.
To the media people who are filing for tomorrow. You might get fired too. Don't go out on a lie. Don't be an asshole. Don't quote the "business reporter" across the aisle from you or who you're having lunch with as an "expert."
NY Post and The New Yorker, I am looking right at you. (Yes, the New Yorker lies. Every single week.)
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One of my co-workers wants to do Teach for America or grad school, but I told her grad school is the sad back-up plan for everyone. Once you graduate you're still knee-deep in student loans and you're still unemployed. And don't even get me started on Teach for America. There's a lot of people jumping on that boat too.
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Listen, I know from experience that grad school sucks and that anyone who goes is likely to be just as unemployable afterwards as they would otherwise have been. But it is still hard, and a lot of people I know have given A LOT up to do it because they really love what they do and honestly believe that eventually it will be worth it. So, until you have been as miserably loyal and hard-working as most grad students I know, please don't call it a "sad back-up plan." For most of the people doing it, it's not back-up at all. Have some respect for folks who are pursuing education for the right reasons -- no matter how ill-advised.
Rant over. Yes, I am a little defensive about grad school.
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My first question is always "Do you know Chicago (meaning of course The Chicago Manual of Style)?" Two of my fave unintentionally funny replies:
"No, but aren't you based in New York?"
"Sure, and the pizza's great!"
Thanks, I'll be in touch. Click!
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(Seriously, don't laugh if I end up needing to hit you up for a job. This market!)
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In all seriousness, I am a little giddy because I sent out the final revision of my big chapter today.
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Homosapien; my least favorite species.
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And pigeons are rats with wings.
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I am happy to hear you are teaching your three your old to appreciate nature. Wouldn't you be doing him/her a better service by teaching in a way that is not reflexive of popular uninformed opinion? I personally refrained from scream when a creepy crawly was around my nephews, and they aren't insectophopes like our Mom taught us.
Best wishes to you and yours, this is not said with hate.
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