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    Image of b4nt4 b4nt4
    07/27/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    i've seen him in a brooklyn heights bar a few times...during breakfast hours. 2 birds...
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    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Kudos for the "Fat Jesus" tag, Cajun Boy.
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Waffle House is best after sex and YOU KNOW THIS, CAJUN BOY!
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    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: "Hi, thank you. I'd like my hash browns smothered, covered, chopped and diced. And then we can go to Waffle House."
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: You reminded me of a one-night stand I had about ten years ago. We went back to her trailer and had a good time, but around 5am, she said "You have to go. I've got to get to work." I jokingly replied, "What, do you have to make the donuts?" - referencing the Dunkin Donuts slogan at the time. "No, you want want that smothered, covered, & chopped?" she said. I didn't realize it at the time, but I apparently have the distinction of being the only person on earth who ever slept with a Waffle House waitress.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: The greasy hash browns are so much better after a good row, aren't they?
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    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Yeah, we here in Nebraska are some slack-jawed yokels, but believe it or not, we don't have a Waffle House. It's a travesty, really.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/24/09

    @robotwaste: NOOOOOOO...really? They're all over the place in Louisiana. You guys are missing out.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Yeah, a Waffle House with the sign flickering weakly and the little assortment of syrup dispensers on the table which have not been clean since March 1968.
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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: and one of them thar revolving cake display cases, displaying perhaps a blackforest cake that has also been sitting there, quite possibly since 1968?
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: And Will Oldham at the next table.
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    07/24/09

    @Awesome X: He'll be admiring the dead bugs caught in the flourescent light fixtures.
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: and stealing your cheese grits
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: sometimes those lights buzz so loud u can hear them
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    07/24/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Truly the background music of a fine dining establishment.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: Is this your passive-aggressive way of getting back at me for taking you to the Cracker Barrel in Murfreesboro on our first date? I picked up the tab AND bought you a wooden puzzle in the gift shoppe afterwards because I thought you really liked me, but then realized you probably just wanted a really fancy Sunday brunch with grits.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    I always see that Lohan spray tan shit in Sephora, and each time, I wonder why someone would purposely want that Doritos-like orange skin she's known for sporting.
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    Image of Heywoodjablome Heywoodjablome
    07/08/09

    @The One: the neutragina spray tan shit is pretty good...i discovered it at Target on my jaunt to Texas, and it doesn't make me look Cheeto-ey.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/08/09

    @Heywoodjablome: I have yet to find a spray tan or lotion that doesn't produce orange streaks on my whiter-than-white legs.


    Even that Jergens SUPPOSEDLY gradual tan lotion didn't work.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Meh. Megan Fox is trying too hard.


    And what the ferg do I hear of her possibly being the lead in a Supergirl movie remake?! Please someone out that as rumor. That's like half a click away from Wonder Woman and that would indeed be too much.

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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    I read on Lilo's twitter than she was reading a Valley of the Dolls script. I nominate Lindsay to be Jennifer North! Fake lesbian with big tits and no talent.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    07/08/09

    @easternsike: But Neely O'Hara would be such wonderfully meta casting. (Plus, I can actually picture her keening away in alley somewhere, shouting her own name to the heavens...)
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Megan, you looked great in that dress, but your foundation was the wrong color and you sat next to Cate Blanchett, who threw on some old thing, pulled her hair back, and upstaged you.
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    Image of Schm Schm
    07/08/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Seriously. She was like a dull plastic mannequin between two radiantly gorgeous real women.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Megan Fox wears a cocktail dress in the daytime? Smells of desperate for attention.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Pale is the new tan. We are headed back to the beauty standards of the Age of Enlightenment. So ladies, be prepared to polish up your white round shoulders and long graceful necks. Gentlemen, let's start looking for a way to make knee socks work for us.
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    Image of HeScoresHeShoots HeScoresHeShoots
    07/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I guess I'll be in fashion now. Well, except my arms and neck. Could I get spray on something for them? Maybe "white-out"?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/08/09

    @HeScoresHeShoots: Consult Michael Jackson's physician. He's reputable.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Mae West and my grandmother told me to never, ever go in the sun.


    Here's a nice piropo I received from a cute Puerto Rican boy not long ago: "Baby, you so white and beautiful, you make all the clouds jealous."

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Heather Graham was really so much better than Lohan would have been. Because she showed her boob.
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    Image of dado dado
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Bridget Bardot must have had the same problem with her teeth.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/29/09

    In reply to Angry Robots Push a Weeping Cameron Diaz Way Out of the Way
    Even Alec Baldwin would not get me into My Sister's Weeper, but I do you mean the kid from Medium? (Too. Many. Trailers.)
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    06/29/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: To be fair, Medium and Sarah Connor Chronicles are practically indistinguishable. I mean, every time I see Patricia Arquette, I sure as hell think "Scary robots from the future!"
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/29/09

    @kimsama: HA! That's how to save Sarah Connor Chronicles -- combine the two shows. Allison (suddenly fit [and less whiney] as Lena Headey takes over the role) starts seeing visions of Judgment Day, beginning with an episode in which Joe's solar thingamajig becomes self-aware and starts building Skynet.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    06/29/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Brills. The body count is actually pretty high on both shows, so it'd probably get a good cross-over audience.


    See, TV execs? It's just that easy.

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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    06/29/09

    In reply to Angry Robots Push a Weeping Cameron Diaz Way Out of the Way
    Seriously, that picture is beyond creepy. I'd pay to see a movie about drunk robots in Las Vegas.
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