These Horrifying Aztec Death Whistles Would Make a Great Christmas Gift

With Christmas just weeks away, you're quickly running out of time to buy your loved ones a gift. So why not just purchase a few of these terrifying "Aztec death whistles" and save yourself some hassle? They're only $100 each at the Oregon Flute Store.
No One Jerks Off on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving
Nothing deters watching porn more than the birth of Christ or the death of a terrorist. According to PornHub's page view analysis, people watch far less porn on major holidays—Christmas and Thanksgiving, especially—and on days in which major news events took place—jerking off was way down the day Osama Bin Laden was…
Today in Hot Holiday Styles: The 'Pepper-Spray Cop Meets Baby Jesus' Xmas Sweater
LA-based pepper-spray fashion designer Abbie Heppe used felt, puffy paint, and her knowledge of memes to create this topically festive "UC Davis Police Officer John Pike Casually Feeds Baby Jesus" holiday sweater. Now we want one! We love police brutality wear.
