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Except for all the dudes being "forced" to make out...<_<
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However, that has not stopped me from viewing it on every possible occasion.
Despite my best efforts, my collection of Stacy Valentine clips has not succeeded in making me a homo. It has however, made me a fan of unreasonably big tits.
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@Bipolar-Cop: Idle curiousity made me google Stacy Valentine with safe-search off. She does not have unreasonably big tits. She has a pair of Hippity-Hops on her chest.
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"Pornography is a blight," Schwartz told an audience in a crowded room of the Omni Shoreham hotel. "It is a disaster. It is one of those silent diseases in our society that we haven’t been able to overcome very well. Now, I may be getting politically incorrect here. And it’s been a few years, but not that many, since I was closely associated with pre-adolescent boys, boys around 10 years of age. But it is my observation that boys of that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that’s because they don’t want to be that way. They don’t want to fall into it."
Schwartz told the crowd about Jim Johnson, a friend of his who turned an old hotel into a hospice for gay men dying of AIDS. "One of the things he said to me," said Schwartz, "that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark… he said ‘All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards."
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Schwartz neglected to point out that 10-year-old boys also often think all girls are gross, have cooties, etc.
The above also makes clear that the "All pornography is homosexual pornography" line is obviously based on the miserable quasi-scientific belief that homosexuality means you wanting to fuck yourself rather than an "other"--a belief largely popularized by buncha long-dead psychologists Schwartz would have no use for otherwise, I'm sure.
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HUSH HUSH: GETTING YOUR STAFFER TO SHUT UP WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU'RE BANGING HIS WIFE WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT BY THE IRS (HOST: JOHN ENSIGN)
OH, APPALACHIA: USING TAXPAYER MONEY TO FLY TO SOUTH AMERICA TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR MISTRESS FOR A WEEK...WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT (HOST: MARK SANFORD)
C-STREET SHENANIGANS: CHEATING THE IRS BY DECLARING YOUR BOARDING HOUSE A CHURCH (HOST: TOM COBURN)
KEEP IT CLEAN: USING PROSTITUTES TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS (SPECIAL GUEST DAVID VITTER)
WIDEN YOUR STANCE: HOST LARRY CRAIG DEMONSTRATES AIRPORT NETWORKING SKILLS
WE ARE FAMILY: PERVERTING CHRISTIAN GOSPELS TO GRAB ACCESS TO POWER, JUST LIKE FAMOUS CHRISTIANS HITLER, MAO AND STALIN (HOSTED BY ALL OF THE ABOVE)
SWALLOW IT WHOLE: COVERING ALL THIS BULLSHIT WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF CRITICAL THINKING AND TONS OF CREDULITY...JUST LIKE THE WASHINGTON TIMES (HOSTED BY THE MEDIA)
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I did pray for my family every night as I had been taught. But it was usually after rubbing one out while moaning "Give it to me, Erik Estrada, ride me like a burro in the pueblo!"
I'm pretty sure the whole thing made God laugh His holy ass off.
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Signed,
A Fellow Old
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