Dudes Have All Types of Excuses for Wearing MakeupHamilton Nolan9/02/10 12:55pm96EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkMen use cosmetics these days. Okay, fine. "Do you!" as we always exclaim, followed by a Z-shaped pattern of finger snaps. Unfortunately, guys seem to have a bit of a problem owning up to their makeup fetish.