Obsessive Hunger Games Fans Can Now Visit the Capitol's Own Website

Hey Hunger Games creeps, now you can further disengage with the real world and emerge yourself in a fictitious world of Suzanne Collins' making. In anticipation of the upcoming film adaptation of the YA trilogy, visit the Capitol's website, or the "citizen information terminal." You can bone up on knowledge of the… » 3/06/12 12:10pm 3/06/12 12:10pm

Angelina's Right Leg Poised to Supplant All Creative Arts Forever

A study in speed meme-ing: In under 24 hours, Angelina Jolie's dramatic right leg has taken over the internet. As we speak, America's most powerful meme factories are pumping their pistons as fast as they can: What if Angelina's leg had a Twitter feed? What if it got peppersprayed? What if she showed both her legs?… » 2/27/12 1:53pm 2/27/12 1:53pm

Website Converts the Souls of Deceased Mormons Into Gay Souls of…

A handful of Mormons, the Mormon they call Romney specifically, have been in hot water for supposedly performing "proxy Baptisms" on Jews who died in the Holocaust. But with the advent of a new website, aptly named "All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay," you can perform your own proxy conversion and turn a deceased Mormon… » 2/22/12 4:12pm 2/22/12 4:12pm

Twitter Has Some Suggestions For Mitt Romney's New Secret Service Code…

Well isn't Mitt Romney just a lucky boy tonight: his campaign told ABC News that he will begin receiving Secret Service protection this week "because of the increase in crowd sizes" at his campaign events. Presumably this calculus was made before Mitt Romney decided he would start erupting into song during his stump… » 2/01/12 12:00am 2/01/12 12:00am

Your Depressing Life, As Described by Yahoo!'s Most Popular Headlines

The internet portal with the most embarrassing name, Yahoo!, has launched a web app for visualizing its most popular headlines for various reader demographics. A recent survey of Yahoo's most popular stories for various age groups turned into a chilling tableau of American anxieties at every juncture of life. » 1/31/12 11:28am 1/31/12 11:28am

Obama Won't Stop Until Every Classroom Has 'Internets'

During President Obama's "Twitter Town Hall" at the White House today, we learned he has more in common with George W. Bush than just the desire to prolong various wars in the Middle East. Because like Bush—who once demanded that "there's Internets" in every classroom—Obama also has a propensity for unnecessary… » 7/07/11 4:02am 7/07/11 4:02am

Steny Hoyer's 'Money-Sucking Social Media Firm' Has 'No Clue'

House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer's website currently links to the Twitter account "@leaderhoyer." But this is not Rep. Hoyer's Twitter account. Not unless Hoyer is Tweeting things like "Look how Republicans fell for this bi-partisan seating crap." Or this: » 1/26/11 12:35am 1/26/11 12:35am

This is what happens when political offices pay… » 1/26/11 12:35am 1/26/11 12:35am