• anniversaries

    The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It

    Dear important scientist Tim Berners-Lee: Thank you for inventing the World Wide Web 20 years ago. It's really great and stuff! But were you aware of the crimes committed in your name? More »
  • the internets

    Let's Go Over the Rules of Internet Microfeuds Again

    Dr. Doom—the economist and playboy NYU professor Nouriel Roubini—called our publisher an "anti-Semite with a Nazi mind" via a series of insane Facebook messages early this morning. That's fine. But we thought it might be a good time to recap some of the rules of Internet arguing, yeah? After all, this type of behavior is quite beneath a college professor, particularly one who is interviewed by Barron's, profiled in the New York Times Magazine, and predicting financial doom on Charlie Rose. Roubini, here's how to win an argument on the Internet—or at least not look like a total fool! More »
  • bloglash

    Keith Gessen Did Everything Wrong on the Internet, Someone Besides Us Concludes

    The spectacle of a slighted novelist going on a gossip blog and defending themselves in the comments—then starting a nutty Tumblr and throwing a "Take Back the Internet" party—is now referred to as the "Gessen Method" by a Texas publication. They're referring to n+1 editor and first-time novelist Keith Gessen. He has now been branded—much to his chagrin, we're sure—not as the next young literary man but "is an icon—a symbol—a cautionary tale about Internet conflict and the way we deal with it." More »
  • the internets

    Google Will Curb Your Drunk E-Mails

    "Stop sending e-mail you later regret," the Official Gmail Blog intones ominously. The new Mail Goggles has been compared to a Breathalyzer: "When you enable... it will check that you're really sure you want to send that late-night Friday email. And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you're in the right state of mind?" But how would people know how you feel if you didn't accidentally tell them? (If you're a daytime drinker, you might want to adjust the settings.) Having a digital babysitter sounds soothing, though. Sometimes, we just want to be told what to do. [Wired]
  • how things work

    How to Date a Web Celebrity

    When your quotidian indiscretions can be photographed, Twittered, and uploaded before you've stumbled out of a cab and up the steps at the end of the night, extra precautions must be taken. Especially you're dating extreme lifestreaming oversharer Julia Allison. Yes, one brave gent has stepped up to the plate. Crazy we didn't hear about it sooner, because she usually shares all her important life decisions with us via her blog—and most men are therefore afraid to date her. "She realized this recently after three promising first dates abruptly called it quits," as her recent NYT profile put it. "In an e-mail message, Ms. Allison acknowledged that her chosen profession may have permanently ruined her social life." But not entirely. Eater's darkly handsome blogger-about-town Ben Leventhal has taken her on. More »
  • too insidery

    Raging Against the Snark Machine

    Is snark ruining the Internet, as someone wonders or alleges approximately every fifteen minutes? Maybe. The snark-haters occasionally have good points. Or—or—is it not enough snark that's killing enlightened online discussion and debate? Make up your mind, guys! More »
  • In Brief

    An explanation of the Internet, circa 1993. [MyHogTown]

  • sex wars

    Face It, Ladies Don't Know How to Name Websites

    There are some things men are just better at. Like... weightlifting, lying, driving, and naming websites! Hate to sell out my gender, but they leave me no choice. WowOwow? It stands for Women on the Web. Yeah. Jezebel? Too tarty and conflicted. Arianna Huffington did a decent job with the Huffington Post, but all she did was use her own name. And now, the name of Gwyneth Paltrow's new lifestyle website? More »
  • the internets

    Fake Prince William's Facebook Fools A-List "Friends"

    Someone has created a very well-executed Facebook page for Prince William, a.k.a. William Arthur Philip Louis. He hasn't friended us back yet, but we hear that some of his Facebook friends include social-climbing socialite Olivia Palermo (who may be in on the joke, but probably figures one might as well friend royalty), actress Mischa Barton, and designer Chris Benz.
  • crossovers

    That Lion YouTube Hit to Become Movie

    Asking if you've seen the "Christian the Lion" YouTube hit is like asking if you've ever been to the Internet. By now, everyone has seen the story of a lion, purchased in a London department store and raised by humans, who greets them after a year in the wild by jumping on them with enthusiastic hugs. Just like he's a person! (8 million views.) Now negotiations for it to be turned into a movie are underway, says Reuters. (In case you haven't seen the video, it's after the jump for a little slice of love.) More »
  • fog of blog

    "Baghdad Diarist" Agrees: Internet War As Dehumanizing As Real War!

    Remember Scott Thomas Beauchamp, that soldier who wrote candidly about the dehumanizing effects of the war for The New Republic while pursuing a passionate affair with the TNR intern fact-checking his pieces until the conservablogosphere began campaigning to get him shitcanned? Former TNR staffer Spencer "Attackerman" Ackerman tracked him down in Germany for a fascinating profile in next month's Radar. The story contains a lot of chilling details about Beauchamp's experiences at war, like mass graves and running over dogs in Bradley Fighting Vehicles and how a mob of soldiers in a mess hall mock a woman whose face has been gruesomely disfigured by an improvised explosive device, but probably the most nauseating passage describes what it was like for the 24-year-old Army private to be the target of evildoers and insurgents and such while simultaneously being the target of an internet struggle session: "I began to make mistakes. Once I nearly forgot my eye protection before a mission. I was thinking about bloggers as much as I was thinking about my buddies," he tells the magazine. "That scared me." Tell us about it. More »
  • snark break

    "What If Nothing Was Ever Lost?"

    Remember that chill-inducing E-bay commercial from a couple years back? A boy loses his toy boat while playing seaside; it turns up in a fisherman's net, and years later the grown man finds it on the online auction house. "What if nothing was ever lost?" asks the voiceover, expertly tugging at our heartstrings. "What if nothing was ever forgotten?" The vignette has come to life: a British man has been reunited with a message in a bottle he threw into the sea when he was 11 years old. More »
  • art

    FBI to Internet: "Hey, Do Any of These Priceless Stolen Paintings Look Familiar To You Guys?"

    When patron of the arts William Kingsland died in 2006, he left a big stack of paintings behind. Guess what, some of them were stolen back in the 60s, Animal New York tells us. Now the FBI is—wait for it—crowdsourcing its investigation of the paintings' origins. They put photos of the paintings on their website. After the jump: do you recognize any of these paintings? Plz halp! Luv, FBI. More »
  • the internets

    Tragic Disaster, or Chance for Youtube Fame?

    When a giant fireball from a propane explosion lit up Toronto last week, killing two, a couple hundred gawkers dutifully recorded the disaster and uploaded it to YouTube. The impulse is sort of a weird one—the apocalypse will be liveblogged!—but whatever. As Alley Insider reports, two Youtube partners made Cloverfield-type scenes from the explosion—using footage of the actual blast shot by others, they didn't actually witness it. They probably didn't mean to trick anyone, but it created a skewed version of reality that was watched hundreds of thousands of times. (They're YouTube partners and stand to profit off their creations.) What can you do, though—the Internet is just a giant game of telephone. The revolution will be crowdsourced. (See what we're talking about after the jump.) More »
  • microfame

    We Have Seen the Future of Internet Microfame, and It Looks Anonymous

    Microcelebrity: how long does it last? Will there be a retrospective blog roundup in early 2009 called "2008's Fameballs: Where are they now?" We suspect that the half-life of Internet fame is even shorter than that of regular fame. Continuing today's Warholian fifteen-minutes-fame theme—hey, we exist just to accelerate the man's predictions—Young Manhattanite writes that "the Gawker orbit in 2003-04 was a weird one, full of sparkling transient miscreants who you befriended, respected and were disgusted by all at the same time... [Matt Harvey] was a fixture, as much as one could be in Denton’s then sparsely furnished loft, on the scene and got his share of linkage." Wait, who? The only photo they were able to dig up of the supertan former Anonymous Outsider blogger in the wild is this one, taken years ago in said loft. Maybe he got eaten by the Internet! No, actually—as an article by Harvey himself explains in the New York Press's sex column this week, what he's been up to is kicking heroin: More »
  • the internets

    Facebook-Fired

    OK, fine, we'll admit this is funny: it's a video of Vanity Fair editorial assistant getting "fired" for failing to get 10,000 friends on Facebook for the magazine. Editor Graydon Carter even makes an appearance: "Facebook—what's that again?" (By the way, we hear that the underlings hate hate the stunts they're forced to act out for VF's website.) [VF Online]
  • almost famous

    Rex Sorgatz Forgot His Internet Safeword

    Oh, Rexie! The Internet micro-fame expert and boyfriend of the Huffpo's Rachel Sklar seems a bit shook up by our post about him yesterday—which honestly, by our standards, was fairly mild. "I wish I could remember my internet safe word," he Twittered. We'll congratulate him on the S&M reference, but Internet "friends" are irresponsible playmates that don't always stop when you're writhing on the floor, simultaneously begging for more and crying, "Red!" You know what else is fallout from microfame? This is how you know you've truly made it: somebody anonymous devotes 1,489 words to writing a fake chronicle of your sex life. More »
  • international affairs

    Blog War in Georgia, or Commenter Trend Piece Again?

    Foreign Policy writes about the "blog war" propaganda aspect of the war between Russia and Georgia, referring to a bunch of—TREND!—largely anonymous Russian bloggers and commenters leaving comments of varying political rhetoric on websites. Don't get so excited, guys; nothing new here. Old-timey journalists talked in-person to actual people fleeing wars at train stations and the like, instead of trolling websites for the ramblings of people who, for all we know, are the digital equivalent of the wackjob coots who write polemical letters to the local paper. More »
  • microfame

    Even Noncelebrities Need Interns

    Fake it 'til you make it, as the saying goes. Noncelebrity Julia Allison is doing just that, advertising for three interns to do God knows what—in the words of the current intern, "One day you might be picking up dog for food [our dogs] Lilly and Mason, and the next you’re researching great date spots or the newest gadget." We know, you're thinking "Why does one need an intern to help you run your professional Tumblr?" After the jump, actual evidence of what the last intern did: collect quotes from gushy reader e-mail for Julia's vanity-project "personal collection." More »
  • the internets

    "You Will": Workers Wary About Working from Home

    Remember those "You Will" commercials when a narrator said that one day we'd all be able to check our laptops on the beach or whatever? (A friend of mine would always intone this whenever I took out my cellphone.) Now, we will and we do. However, a new study says that most workers don't choose to telecommute, worrying the lack of face time in the office will hurt their career and not get them noticed by the boss. (They may be right—unless they're bloggers measured by pageviews!) "Nearly half of office workers are able to telecommute, but less than a third actually do," says U.S. News. Seriously, though, I've never stopped laughing about those 1993 AT&T ads: More »
  • bloglash

    Wall Street Jerkblogger Fired for His Jerky Blog

    The jerkblogger behind the festival of misogyny and general frattishness that is Take a Report was found out by his employer, Citigroup, where he was a vice president. Due to its misogynist and generally idiotic overtones, "Large," a.k.a. Michael J. McCarthy, was fired for his blog's violation of code-of-conduct policies. Perhaps they objected to posts such as, "Although I’m pretty sure you don’t condone the drugging and subsequent raping of female bar inhabitants, haven’t you at one time or another considered what would happen with the right girl and the right mix of vodka and chloroform?" But for every job lost, a doucheblogger gets his wings: "I have been asked to be the keynote speaker at the Saturday Banquet of this year’s Dallas Trading Convention... it’s BY FAR the best of all the trading conventions." Woo! Some excerpts from Large's musings after the jump: how he once managed to get thrown out of an Eric Clapton concert by screaming insults about Clapton's dead son. More »
  • the internets

    I Finally Figured Nonsociety Out

    Well, we had a staff drinks party on Friday night and more than a few of us, who cover dating columnist Julia Allison for no small part of our living—she's become to bloggers what Britney Spears was to the Los Angeles paparazzi, twenty percent of their business—found it difficult to tear ourselves away from the topic of the baffling new website Allison has started with her two friends, Nonsociety. "What is the product?" I asked. Obviously reality TV and the Internet have conflated to make fame completely post-product, no singing or dancing required. I don't even know why I spend time thinking about this—it's like a disease. And I think I figured it out. More »
  • the internets

    It Had to Be Done: Barack Roll

    Try as I might, I cannot resist posting this. You're gonna see it somewhere—if you haven't already because it's been spreading madly for the last 24 hours—so you may as well see it here first. Actually pretty clever vid after the jump. More »
  • gossip

    Nonsociety's Fake Launch Party Ends in Secret Tension

    Oh no! The fake launch party for the website of dating columnist Julia Allison and her fameball girlfriends—filmed for a pilot that will probably never air for their alleged reality show—ended in drama. Luckily, the girls have their lifecasting blogs to express their feelings. (We hope they've signed up for group therapy as they launch their business—crying it out is important!) More »
  • the internets

    Your India-Based P.A. Will Blog for You

    Blogging used to be fun, and now it's just work. Remember when the Times wrote about hiring your own virtual personal assistant from India to do crap on the 'net for you? Or when Timothy Ferris wrote The Four-Hour Workweek, suggesting we outsource everything we don't want to do? (This caused tech-people like Jakob Lodwick to blog, "Help me understand: 'China.' Can you explain the political situation in China in three sentences?") Last week, random-fun website Zoomdoggle completed "our first whole week of outsourcing my blogging to India." Indian blogger Yogesh's English is not totally coherent, but he is cute, so readers are forgiving of posts like this: More »
  • the internets

    The Worst Blog Post of the Year

    We hardly have the right to act prissy around here, and the flouting of taboos is an essential component of gossip blogging. But some things just aren't funny: VH1's new gossip blog Scandalist's portrayal of murdered six-year-old JonBenet Ramsey with a birthday hat reading "I'm 18" ("Look who's legal!") is gross and cruel. Hey, Anthony Miccio, anyone editing over there? What's going on? To VH1's parent company Viacom: is this the sort of "content" you want associated with your "brand"? [Scandalist]
  • the internets

    Our FameGame Ranking is Nonexistent

    The woman behind baffling social/creative relationship-mapping website FameGame is profiled in the Observer this week. “There are still people all the time who are figuring out ‘You’re behind FameGame?’” Tatiana Platt, a former AOL executive, tells them. Actually, there are still people trying to figure out what FameGame is, and how the hell it works, and also what is the point. Still, we may be missing something here: “There’s a few women that refer to me as their genius friend." [Observer]
  • the internets

    Reclusive Boa-Wearing Millionaire Online For One Night Only

    Mediabistro maven Laurel Touby is doing a one-hour telechat for the website Spirited Woman. This is notable for two reasons: one, you have to gawk at the site's hippie-rainbow 1996 design. Two, they're hyping up her online appearance with this: "Laurel rarely does interviews." HAH. In 2008 alone, she's been quoted in the New York Times, Mergers & Acquisitions, Law and More, and a CNBC segment about middle-class milionaires.
  • the internets

    A Troll Responds To The Times Magazine

    "The more I study mathematics, physics, history and the natural world, the more I know that this reality is a construct created to test us." So you'll find in the LiveJournal lament of "weev," one of the top trolls Mattathias Schwartz investigated in this Sunday's NYTM (see previous post). Weev says his quotes on "philosophy" were taken out of context in the piece and that he only agreed to be interviewed to discuss his deep thoughts on chivvying people on the Internet; his personal life was out of bounds. Sigh. Even the trolls can't trust journalists any more. Something about the Seven Ages of Man, the mass murder of Egyptians and fishing nets follows. Decide for yourself whether Schwartz was unfair to weev or all too kind: More »
  • the internets

    Beware The Cyber Trolls

    Now here's an instructive feature in the New York Times Magazine about the cultural and mass psychological ruin being wrought by the Internet. Mattathias Schwartz becomes a Jane Goodall among the "trolls," those anarchic misfits of the binary world who live to toy with other people's emotions (sorry, they elicit "lulz") by making bedlam of comment threads, and tossing up fake MySpace pages of their enemies. The more pretentious fancy themselves philosopher-revolutionaries; they believe they're actually improving society by committing identity fraud and issuing violent threats because these and other mean acts force the easily duped to wise up. Posting animated color fields designed to cause seizures in an epilepsy forum? “Demonstrating these kinds of exploits is usually the only way to get them fixed,” says "Fortuny." More »
  • the internets

    Pansy Law Students Have Forgotten How to Use Pencils

    Yesterday, I left my cell phone at home for the day, and was shattered. How would I make the evening's plans? Somehow, I soldiered on, and said plans were carried out unmolested. Similarly, the NYT reports in today's Metro section that law students, who now have the option of taking their bar exams via laptop, are completely intimidated by the writing-by-hand option: “Some people haven’t handwritten in three years.” More »
  • the internets

    Another Big Scoop For Twitter!

    Chris O'Brien at PBS's Idea Lab asks the kind of questions that will determine the future of news rooms: "[W]ho had the first tweet on the [LA] earthquake?" The answer was Caroline (Vixy) who posted the word "earthquake" before anyone else in the whole damn world. We were all too distracted following that wily, undead Subway Jared's every move. You want to know where new media is headed? I'll tell you where it's headed: "Dude, I just tweeted genocide." [Ideas Lab]
  • magazines

    The Waverly Inn Will Seat One Vanity Fair Facebook Fan

    OK, the "beleaguered Vanity Fair editorial assistant Bill Bradly has to get 10,000 VF fans on Facebook before he gets fired" stunt is wearing a bit thin, but it's still relevant. Why? Because it proves that somehow, deep down, Vanity Fair actually believes that getting those 10,000 fans on their Facebook group is actually important to their online brand strategy. That's what's funny! But. Ladies! You could win a date to Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn. Hang on to your panties, though. Ol' Bill won't be getting fired anytime soon. [VF Online]
  • the internets

    Tech Boys' Kryptonite (Fine, Julia Allison)

    Fameball web boy Charles Forman's hilarious talk at last night's Ignite tech conference was called "How to Date a Celebrechaun." These are the types of girls with "founder fetish," who clog around startup boys and are the closest thing to groupies that computer geeks will ever have. "They will blow your IT guy to get to you," he warns. You might remember Charles "Not Gay" Forman as previously "dating" self-created net-celeb Julia Allison. Yes, she's included in his speech, shot by Nick McGlynn and edited by Richard Blakeley.
  • In Brief

    Even More on Bloggin' for Free

    Tricia Romano, the Village Voice's former nightlife columnist (and now editor at Pop and Politics) writes, "the publishing industry isn’t interested in paying for content. They are interested in just generating content." [Pop and Politics]
  • creative underclass

    Letter from an AOL Blogger on Writing for Free

    "I read your post on how some of the AOL/Weblogs bloggers are blogging for free. I don't know who the bloggers are or which blogs within the portfolio this applies to either. I was recently hired (signed a contract) to write for one of the blogs. Last week, the blog I'm with sent out a note to all the members of the team that everyone except for lead bloggers and paid staff should refrain from posting until August because of a budget shortfall. On the blog I was hired to write for, we receive just $X [redacted] per post, features (slideshows and such) are paid at a higher rate. I think some bloggers continue because they feel a sense of mission and duty and are really into it. [Emphasis added] I will not write for free." More »
  • rant

    Volunteer Bloggers: Stop Subsidizing the Entire Internet

    This is getting ridiculous. Today, Alley Insider reported that some bloggers at AOL have chosen to keep posting for free after cutbacks that would only pay them for five posts per day. It's assumed that at least some people are indeed donating some of their blog posts. And don't even get me started on the Huffington Post, that repository of crackpot rants built by an army of many free-bloggers writing in the name of "exposure." (CEO Betsey Morgan said in a recent interview that paying the HuffPo's bloggers might possibly be part of the picture someday; in the meantime, "It feels very 1993 to say, ‘Hey, it’s all about the check that I get at the end of the month.’") After the jump: Econ 2.0, or why bloggers should stop writing for free. More »
  • the internets

    Blogging is Ruled By Grubby Stupid Boys

    The great big crap-ass democracy of blogs turns out to be just another smelly old boys club. "[W]hen Techcult, a technology Web site, recently listed its top 100 Web celebrities, only 11 of them were women. Last year, Forbes.com ran a similar list, naming 3 women on its list of 25. 'It’s disheartening and frustrating,' said Allison Blass, a BlogHer attendee whose personal blog at www.lemonade-life.com is about living with Type 1 diabetes." More »
  • the internets

    Ask Haruki Murakami Anything

    This is what happens when publicity-shy authors let someone talk them into doing something on the Internet. Japanese novelist Haruki Murakami's agent or publisher was probably going on and on about how it was important to have an "online presence" or whatever, resulting in Time magazine collecting questions for him from readers—via their website. Slog has pointed out some of the more intelligent questions, such as "ur gay right?" After the jump, the rest of the proof that user-generated content is utter crap: More »
  • the internets

    Move To The U.K. And Sue The Internet

    For the wealthy and famous, suing people on the Internet is like the new Kabbalah, not just in terms of trendiness but also geographical focus. Britain is the hot destination if you want to take a blogger's house away because our cousins across the way have got the same draconian libel laws that did in Oscar Wilde. People don't like to read unpleasant things about themselves on the Internet (and where would the NYT Magazine be if they did?). But even where the targets of bloggy exposure or lampoon do have a legitimate grievance, must they head straight to the courts to settle it? Below, two recent libel cases involving the Internet, and one bonus intellectual property dispute involving a moppet and a Christian fantasist. More »