Wondering What Obama's Accomplished So Far?
Obama! Sure, he's president and all. But what has he even done so far?
Dangerous Pedophile Mascot Pedobear Spotted at New York Comic Con! (Updated)
Pedobear, the Internet joke that sparked a full-blown media panic, is on the loose at New York's Comic Con this weekend, dancing to Michael Jackson and handing out candy. Somebody call the militia! Protect our kids from this dangerous threat!
Iran Sentences Blogger to 19 1/2 Years In Prison
35-year-old blogger Hossein Derakhshan, a Canadian citizen, was sentenced to 19 1/2 years in Iranian prison for "collaborating with enemy states" and "creating immoral websites," among other charges. This is the longest prison sentence given any blogger.
4chan Users Leak List of 5,000 Alleged Internet Porn Fans
Earlier this month, pranksters from 4chan's /b/ board launched an attack on anti-pirating forces like the Motion Picture Association of America. One side-effect: a list of over 5,000 alleged Internet porn pirates was leaked on the Internet.
When Writing Under a Pseudonym Could Save Your Job
Here's a scenario where writing under a pseudonym is a wise choice: You're a former prostitute turned elementary schoolteacher and you're venting to the Huffington Post about the recent Craigslist erotic services shutdown. One schoolteacher didn't choose the anonymous route.
Study: Ashton Kutcher Is a Tool
Twitter god Ashton Kutcher might not be as influential online as you think, according to a new study by scientists from Northwestern University. Wait, we need scientists to tell us that Ashton Kutcher is a moron? Thanks, science!
Pedobear Panic Hits Tulsa, Oklahoma
We've already explained how the cuddly Pedobear is an Internet joke—not a 'mascot' pedophiles use to lure their prey. Reporters and police in Tulsa, Oklahoma obviously don't read Gawker. In America's Heartland, a full-blown Pedobear Panic is underway.
Free Wifi Coming to New York City Parks—Sort Of
New York City parks are getting free wireless internet! As part of the deal that's renewing the Time Warner and Cablevision cable franchises, the companies are outfitting 32 city parks with wifi. Of course, there's a catch.
