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    Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs

    Christina Ricci Has Turned Into Anime
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/09/09

    In reply to Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs
    If the matzoh were broken by Godzilla, would it still be kosher?
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    04/09/09

    In reply to Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs
    those little girls are gonna grow up to be total JAPs ... ba'ding!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    04/09/09

    In reply to Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs
    The other point they're missing is that you need to break it unevenly to make sure that little Max, that gonif, has found the actual afikoman.


    Also, Nutella is mostly sugar and trans-fats. Have a nice piece of fruit, why don't you!

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/09/09

    In reply to Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs
    Wow, that little cracker sammich he made looks jewlicious.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    04/09/09

    In reply to Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs
    How did they not get a huge celebrity for this? Brad Pitt? George Clooney?
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    04/09/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner hasn't smoked in 48 days but is stil...: They were told it would only air in Japan.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    04/09/09

    In reply to Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs
    I like to refer to matzoh as The Tie That Binds.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/09/09

    In reply to Next Year in Jerusalem, Without the Matzoh Crumbs
    We didn't need any of that stuff. Jesus parted the matzoh right down the middle with his staff.
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