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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    I would like to thank Micheal Bay for introducing me to the concept of robots.
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    Correction: Will Smith had DJ Jazzy Jeff...WILL SMITH HAD DJ JAZZY JEFF!
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    lawyergay was starred lawyergay was unstarred
    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    This just in: Zack Efron had dinner with Megan Fox and he's still gay.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/03/09

    @RheaPollstry: He and Bradley Cooper should get together!
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/03/09

    @SaraRueful: I really don't know where all these Bradley Cooper gay rumours are coming from, but I sincerely hope that I'm not getting my hopes up for nothing.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    If only Tom Hanks and George Clooney could get in a Michael Bay film. Those guys are hurtin' for some recognition.


    (Also, in my fact-checking this to make sure Clooney and Hanks have not indeed been in a Bay film [yes I am that anal], I notice this guy has a pattern: The films he has produced in the last 8 years have included Amityville Horror, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hitcher, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street. Thank god he's here to save cinema! My suggestion: Teenage Catgirls in Heat needs a remake.)

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    SaraRueful was starred SaraRueful was unstarred
    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    "I have a long history of casting great actors and then stifling their talent with convoluted plots. And if that doesn't put them in their places, I hide their keen performances with excessive noise and flamey things," Michael Bay said.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    I am now totally convinced that the BI a few back regarding the starlet shtupping everyone and their dog but NOT the director has to Megan Fox and Michael Bay.


    I am just sad that the only BI I figured out on my own involved these 2 fucktards.

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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/03/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: This was literally everyone's guess on that BI...but hey, don't beat yourself up--I'm sure that deep in your heart of hearts you totally knew that Jon & Kate Plus 8 item.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    07/03/09

    @DahlELama: I wish I could say I paid as much attention as you do..my apologies.
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    Image of 1wish2fish 1wish2fish
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    She might've counted 'ducats'...wtf are "duckets"?
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    1wish2fish was starred 1wish2fish was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/03/09

    @1wish2fish: [www.urbandictionary.com]
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of SausageParty SausageParty
    07/03/09

    @Foster Kamer: urbandictionary.com, while enlightening at times, has several issues with erroneous spellings and slang word origins. In regards to your Chanel post, one takes in vain, not in vein. I thoroughly hate myself now for posting this nit-picky comment, I hope your happy.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/03/09

    @SausageParty: I very sincerely hope that "I hope your happy" was a joke, you know, to "bring you down" to Foster's level. In which case, bravo! If not, seriously, don't ever criticize anyone's grammar/spelling ever again.
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    SaraRueful was starred SaraRueful was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    I just want JT and Jessica Biel to break up so that she will finally disappear entirely.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/03/09

    @DahlELama: Unstarred! You're my first victim of the day. Congratulations! I enjoy her strange yet versatile acting career.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/03/09

    @Foster Kamer: Ah well, I'm happy to take one for the team--between Seventh Heaven and The Illusionist, I stand by my convictions. (Although I will admit that she makes one hell of a Jessica Rabbit.)


    And as long as I'm getting unstarred for hating on actresses, I may as well throw in that I despise Scarlett Johanssen. Go ahead, ban me.


    Happy holidays to all!

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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/03/09

    @DahlELama: No, no, no. You've done nothing to merit banning. You'll see that later today, I'm sure.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/03/09

    @Foster Kamer: I thought Gabriel was leading us down the path of a universal-unstarring, so we could all struggle to re-earn our stars in a bleak, gladitorial arena of comedy?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/03/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: There's a post on one of the Gawker Media sites that more or less explains the entire system. I don't think Gabriel wanted the beans to be spilled! But they were. Find it, and you shall understand.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/03/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: It's on Deadspin; I'd link if I knew how. The gist is that a lot of people will be unstarred and banned, and then we, the unstarred, will ultimately become irrelevant because our comments will be hidden. So now, because I've dissed Jessica Biel (or, more likely, because I made a stupid, unfunny, predictable joke because I was bored and had nothing else to comment on) you will never have to read anything I say ever again.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/03/09

    @DahlELama: Not true! The unstarred will still be seen. But they won't lead threads.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of MissCast MissCast
    07/03/09

    @Foster Kamer: Since we're on the subject, I've often wondered who does one have to blow to get a star?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/03/09

    @MissCast: Me.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    I think you mean "DAAAYYYYUUUUM, GINA!"
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    Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    07/03/09

    In reply to I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
    Foster, the correct tag for Diddy is "Overwrought Toolbag."
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/03/09

    @katekate is squared: Shit! Missed that one.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
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