Tom Cruise's Dark Knight
The pre-July 4th weekend brought two soaring successes and a few miserable failures, adding more drama to this rollercoaster summer movie season. Let's take a look at the week before America's birthday.
Megan Fox Devoured By Money-Hungry Toys
As expected, the second Toy Story sequel trampled the rest of the competition this weekend, leaving one new movie so far in the dust that it's hardly recognizable. But if you squint, you can make it out. It's Megan Fox.
Entire A-Team Karate Chopped By Eleven-Year-Old Rich Kid
It's true. The spawn of Will.i.am.legend Smith has chop-sockeyed his way past the 1980s' most grizzled and proficient band of van-driving mercenaries. How did this happen? Apparently some '80s nostalgia is more powerful than others.
The Remake of The Karate Kid Trailer is Finally Here to Destroy Our Childhood
It's FINALLY here, you guys—The Karatier Kiddier (working title)—with Mr. Miyagi played by a chin-pubed Jackie Chan and a black Danielsan. For a second there we were worried the desecration of our youth wouldn't come to fruition.
Ambivalent Ralph Macchio Coins 'Jackie Chan' As Pejorative
The Karate Kid remake's turbulent, Defamer-aided casting process ended weeks ago, but that doesn't mean Ralph Macchio is ready to move on.
Hacks On, Hacks Off
· As per our suggestion, Jackie Chan is negotiating to play the Mr. Miyagi mentoring role in the The Karate Kid remake with Jaden "Will's Brat" Smith. [THR]
