Awards Season Has Officially Begun!

Yup, it's true. The Independent Spirit Awards have announced their list of nominees for this year, meaning we are off to the races. Isn't it exciting? Also today: every TV show ever is about cops, plus a sexy Twilight update.
Hollywood Gays Are Coming for Your Kids!
Wake up, slumbering moviegoers! As you chew your buttery popcorn and enjoy Hollywood's latest "entertainment," The Kids Are All Right, your innocent children are being mentally imprisoned by gays. Sniffing coke and having gay sex, for kids? Andrea Peyser reports!
Iron Man 3 Will Be the No. 1 Movie of May 2013
Iron Man 2 did so well this weekend that we can pretty much be sure the third one will do the same. Also this weekend, Elm Street had a nightmare, Date Night is going very well, and everyone loves babies.
Julianne Moore and Annette Bening Are Gay Lesbians Together
Here is a trailer for the critically adored Sundance hit The Kids Are All Right, in which the formidable actresses play California marrieds whose teenage kids track down their sperm donor father. It looks funny, charming, and impeccably acted. NOH8!
Neil Patrick Harris, Cubed
Neil Patrick Harris is hosting a three-dimensional game show. Conan O'Brien saves the best for last. "Drunk History" gets an award, and there is a show called Emergency Sex about humanitarian workers boinking it. The Roundup will take you there!
Avatar Wins Heavyweight Box Office Champion of the World
It happened: Avatar has beaten out Titanic to become the highest grossing film of all time. And as Avatar towers above, petty American Idol squabbles continue, Arianna Huffington's sit-com is green lit and Forest Whitaker stars in a crime drama.
