Report: Despite What We Is Try's No to Spin Up, Sarah Palin Trades Snow for Dirt

Earlier today, official Trump supporter Sarah Palin reportedly did not show up to a Trump rally in Iowa as planned. She seemed to deny that anything is amiss, however, in a Facebook post this afternoon. “Trading in the beautiful snow of Iowa for the red dirt of Oklahoma as planned, despite what the media is try’s no…
James Franco Is Dating Miley Cyrus
Mysterious author-model James Franco is throwing food and dating... Miley Cyrus?! That's what his Instagram says! "#jamesfrancotv #throwsfood #paparazzipics#mileycyrus #huffingtonpost #gawker #justjared," he adds.
Man Calls 911 on 'the Media,' Asks for Business Cards
Floridian Lawrence Gauthier, who's called 911 16 times since November to "request business cards," called the emergency hotline on Sunday and "told the dispatcher he wanted the media arrested." Which is totally frivolous! But, yes, please, arrest those bastards. [via]
Sarah Palin Will Destroy the Media as Fox News Analyst
We don't blame Sarah Palin for underwhelming us tonight. If anything, it was our own fault for hoping she'd use the opportunity of her first day as a Fox News analyst to roll out the 2010 version of "Death Panels."
Balloon Boy Neighbors Are Fighting Mad, Get Off Our Lawn
If you're sick and tired of being treated as a pawn by the Balloon Boy family, you're not alone. In this video, one neighbor is mad enough to get into a fight with 'the media' for blocking his car.
"Why Did Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake Commit Suicide?"
New York mag puts the "late" in "latest" today to chime in on the story of Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake, the bicoastal artist-lovers who each died at their own hands a week apart in mid-July. Just like every other piece on the duo so far, this is about "why" they killed themselves. Not unexpectedly, no one as yet…
