Davy Jones, Monkee and Dream Boat, Dead at 66

Davy Jones, the dreamy British member of manufactured Beatles rip-off The Monkees, died from a heart attack this morning at his home in Florida. He was 66 years old.

Davy Jones, the dreamy British member of manufactured Beatles rip-off The Monkees, died from a heart attack this morning at his home in Florida. He was 66 years old.

Tonight's Dancing with the Stars asked the participants to perform a routine to a TV theme song. Bristol Palin and partner Mark Ballas chose The Monkees. They donned—and then stripped—monkey suits! It was meh at best. Video inside.
The Monkees are a little too happy to be in the desert. Nominally shilling Kool-Aid, the band sings the drink's praises between apparitions of sugar-crazed children and Bugs Bunny's cameo mirage. Amidst the madness, one wonders, where is Peter Tork?!
It's apparently Male Pulchritude Day here at Defamer, and we could hardly let such a momentous holiday pass without a tip of the hat to erstwhile Monkee Davy Jones. It seems that when one shirt closes, another one opens, for the stunning new refusal of Mario Lopez to go barechested has been shown up by Jones's…