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What's the Post's Problem with Aretha Franklin?

First, someone at The New York Post selected this open-mouthed photo of Aretha Franklin to illustrate a tiny item about the singer in today's Page Six online. Then, some Sixer began said item with, "PAPS, get your wide lenses ready—Aretha Franklin is coming to the Hamptons this summer!" In the next sentence, Franklin is referred to as "The large and in-charge diva." Okay, we get it: Someone, or several someones, at the often thuggish paper doesn't like the singer and wants to point out that she's fat and demanding. Except, the rest of the item is pretty obviously a space-filling favor drop for Franklin's own agent. More »

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Malcolm Gladwelling at The Post

Super-famous New Yorker writer and liar Malcolm Gladwell isn't the only reporter who tried to sneak funny bits of prose into his articles for a respected newspaper. (Except didn't he not do that? I'm confused.) Anyhoo, it's a fun old game to play, and we used to play it Page Six. My fellow former Sixer Chris Wilson and I used to daydream about getting the term "Bukkake Bandit" onto the page, which, in 2003/2004, was no easy trick. In fact, it never even got past Richard Johnson. Another crusade was to get the Google definition of Senator Rick Santorum's name into the Post back when that was still new and fun. More »

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You Have to Hand it to Them

Whatever your feelings toward the New York Post, the feisty tab sure does have a way with headlines. And, of course, Page Six has no problem boasting about it—or cross-promoting tasty corporate products. Harper Entertainment, which, like the Post, is owned by monolithic News Corp., is publishing Headless Body in Topless Bar, a celebration of some of the paper's greatest hits. Page Six's top picks after the jump. More »

from the mixed-up files of the new york post

Page Six Colorblind

That's some good thinking by Comptroller Thompson there. We're also of the opinion that the best way to woo middle-class votes is to turn yourself white. Plus, now he can pull the "Law & Order" vote!

A REAL HERO [NYP]
Previously: Page Six "Wilson Brothers" Kimberly Williams


from the mixed-up files of the new york post

Page Six "Wilson Brothers" Kimberly Williams

Page Six runs an innocuous gossip item this morning about Penthouse pet Kimberly Williams (apparently former Raider Marcus Allen creeps her out). Unfortunately, they run it below a photo of actress Kimberly Williams-Paisley, who appeared in the Father of the Bride movies and now co-stars in an ABC sitcom. It's the kind of thing that happens every now and again; were we Williams-Paisley we probably wouldn't make too much of a fuss about it. If we had a choice between being identified as someone who showed her beaver for a semi-popular spank mag or as a co-star of "According to Jim," we'd choose the former any day. It's a lot less embarrassing.

PET HAS PEEVE WITH EX-NFLER [NYP]