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    Image of ConCarson ConCarson
    11/09/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Roy Rules and Andy punching people before they eat - please add them to your list!
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    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    11/09/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Iran So Far made me die laughing when it first premiered, because a) Fred Armisen can do no wrong, and b) I was drunk.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    11/09/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    If you seriously thought that giraffes thing was a) funny or b) original, do the gene pool a favor and shoot yourself in the face.
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    Image of levari levari
    11/09/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    i don't own a TV and thus wasn't really clued into the utter erotic genius that is andy samberg until the aptly named 'hot rod,' which my 6-year old insisted we see opening night. kept shifting uneasily in my seat (is it wrong to be turned on in proximity to one's spawn?)and then realized he bore an amazing likeness to the guy to whom i lost my virginity--same neanderthal all-knowing eyes, freakish jewish shnozz presaging delights further south, those angelina jolie lips...and, oh, that hair! he is my brother in coif, that mass o'mane that can go from exquisitely touchable and alluring to dorkiest do in the yearbook in the space of seconds, rebellious jewfro madness. i find that a total narcissistic turn-on, and when i see his face it's all i can do not to moan aloud. he is my new york super-fudge hunk--but you know what? i really don't find him all that funny. i haven't laughed at any of the guys on SNL since hartman.


    also, if bonging an apple would be too martha stewart for you...minou? aurora? who had this problem, i lost track--you can make tea. or brownies. just don't go 'smiley face,' cause that will really harsh your buzz.

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    Image of NapQuest NapQuest
    11/09/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    i kind of liked the extreme challenge one with kristen wiig

    [www.hulu.com]

    act casual.
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    Image of rumpofsteelskin rumpofsteelskin
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Let us not forget about "Puppet Dick in a Box"

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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Are we liveblogging SNL in here?
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    Image of minou minou
    11/08/08

    @bjonston: I think it's a rerun. Oh, hey, hi!
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/08/08

    @minou: Hi, Mins. How are you?
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    Image of minou minou
    11/08/08

    @bjonston: Busy! It seems that all my friends are sitting at home on their asses tonight! How are you, dear Not too disappointed by our lack of commies, I hope? There's always the imagination, anyway....
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/08/08

    @minou: Yeah, I resigned myself to the passover on the Commies this week. Such is life. I am well. It's the weekend, so I cannot complain. You?
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    Image of minou minou
    11/08/08

    @bjonston: I can always complain. It's cold. I'm lacking company (sorry Frenchy! not you!). And I have this fucking chapter that I am trying to finish tomorrow. So, you know, there's the pressure. But it is quiet and I have a very comfortable bed with lots of down and pillows to look forward to, so it's not all bad.


    In other news, overshare!

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/08/08

    @minou: You called?
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/09/08

    @minou: Sorry to hear about the pressure situation. Nothing like a comfortable bed, though.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/09/08

    @minou: What chapter? Are you guys writing books without me? Shame!
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    Image of baxterburgundy1 baxterburgundy1
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    I thought Hot Rod was hilarious.
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    Image of Shanana Shanana
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Yet another vote for People Getting Punched Just Before Eating. So stupid it's amazing.




    + Watch video
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    Image of missbananafish missbananafish
    11/08/08

    @Shanana: Bonjovied!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/08/08

    @missbananafish: Who doesn't want to punch Jon Bon Jovi in the face?
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    Image of AnastasiaBeaverhausen AnastasiaBeaverhausen
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Laser Cats FTW!


    And another vote here for People Punched In The Face Before Eating.

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    Image of GoldenShowersFillYourEyes GoldenShowersFillYourEyes
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    No love for sloths? Best part: They eat cocaine off America's gravestone

    [www.hulu.com]
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    Image of Namennayo Namennayo
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Also check out Andy punching people in the face before they eat and his "Blizzard Man" skit. I love them, anyway.
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    Image of Oxycontin Merry-go-round Oxycontin Merry-go-round
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Myspace skit:

    [www.hulu.com]
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Apropos to nothing, I thought Joanna Newsom was dating Bill Callahan?
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    11/08/08

    In reply to Instead of the SNL Rerun, Wallow In 5 Brilliant Digital Shorts
    Is it because I'm sitting here with cold henna and a plastic bag on my head that I don't have a sense of humor right now?
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    11/08/08

    @aurora*raby: You think you've got it bad? My cat seems to have hidden my rolling papers. A potentially great SNFF ruined by kitty madness.
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    11/08/08

    @SarahHeartburn: Yeah, sorry about that. Whenever a small item disappears from my home (like, every five minutes), I get down on the floor and scope out the terrain from my cats' perspectives, both low and demonic.


    Misery loves company: I'd like to hear of more shitty Saturday nights. I'm sick of reading about assholes who say they can no longer afford bottle service because of the tanking economy.

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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    11/08/08

    @aurora*raby: I think from now on "bottle service" will be limited to humanoids between the ages of 0 to 2.5. As it should be.
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    Image of minou minou
    11/08/08

    @aurora*raby: Me, a 1/2 bottle of vodka, and a relentlessly snoring cat. Saturday nights don't get much shittier than this!
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    minou was starred minou was unstarred
    Image of minou minou
    11/08/08

    @minou: Also, just thinking about Joanna Newsom puts me in a foul temper.
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    minou was starred minou was unstarred
    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    11/08/08

    @SarahHeartburn: Problem is, a lot of humanoids' bodies grow and grow, but their psyches don't.
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    11/08/08

    @minou: Here I am, cutie. I can't keep liquor in the apartment because I have no self-control How come my cats never sleep?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/08/08

    @SarahHeartburn: You can cut up a tea bag and use that.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/08/08

    @minou: When are you moving down here, girl?
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    Image of minou minou
    11/08/08

    @BookishLookish: The sooner the fucking better. This is ridiculous. Plus it's such a waste of easy virtue. I mean, if there were a male human being within 5 miles of me, I'd probably agree to have sex with him right now. No quesions asked.
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    minou was starred minou was unstarred
    Image of minou minou
    11/08/08

    @aurora*raby: I don't either, but I still keep liquor around. It's either that or I'm gonna start crafting, and I don't think that's a road I want to go down.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/08/08

    @minou: Oh, you'll do fine in New York!
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    Image of minou minou
    11/08/08

    @BookishLookish: I might flee to Paris for a while first though. I mean there's no jobs anywhere so I might as well take advantage of it.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/08/08

    @minou: Do a Henry Miller? Sure, why not. I would join you except I have a kid to raise and my French is lousy.


    How do you ask for a bourbon in French?

    "Ave vous bourbon?"

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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/08/08

    @SarahHeartburn: Why don't you fashion yourself a bowl with an apple? Or a beer can?
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