Couple Fucking in the Sea Hospitalized After Getting Stuck Together

A couple having sex in the ocean off the Italian coast earlier this week reportedly became stuck together—"due to suction," according to the Local—and required a trip to the emergency room to be separated.
Florida Is So Stupid
You may have heard that the sea levels are rising. You may have heard that over the next several decades, rising seas will threaten major coastal cities. You may have surmised that it's dumb, then, to build houses right by the water. Not Florida!
Whoops, They Didn't Need to Build the World's Biggest Boat After All
Earlier this month, the shipping company Maersk got itself on the cover of Businessweek, after investing billions of dollars in the biggest ships ever built in world history. Today, Maersk says: Hey, anybody wanna buy the world's biggest ship?
Scientists say they've found waves 800 feet high—breaking underneath the ocean. Sure, guys.
If you're not watching this live video stream from the remotely operated deep-sea vehicle Okeanos Explorer, complete with soft-voiced color commentary from giddy marine biologists, you're missing out.
Lobsters Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
As an experiment, Noah Oppenheim, a marine biology graduate student at the University of Maine, attached a waterproof, infrared camera to the head of a young lobster. As evening set in, he saw sights that cannot be unseen (but can be seen by you in the video below). Lobsters eating lobsters.
James Cameron Ventures Way Under the Sea (UPDATED)
Director and science nerd James Cameron is making an attempt to travel to the Mariana Trench, the deepest part of the ocean. The last time someone tried this was in 1960, when Swiss oceanographer Jacques Piccard and Navy Lt. Don Walsh spent a weak 20 minutes at the bottom. Cameron plans on filming and exploring for…
Diana Nyad Abandons Marathon Swim Thanks to Terrifying Sea Creature
Swimmer Diana Nyad abandoned her 103-mile Cuba-to-Florida swim after 67 miles thanks to stings from the Portuguese Man o' War, which is, Wikipedia writes, terrifyingly, "not actually a single creature, but a colonial organism made up of many minute individuals."
Colossal Squid is Nowhere Near as Cool as You'd Hoped
Scientists now think that, instead of being a huge, whale-hunting badass, the 45-foot-long collosal squid — a mass of giant eyes and be-toothed arms — is probably just a slow, ambush and scavenge predator. [BBC]
