This Christmas, Dwight finally has the chance to get Jim's goat. Needless to say, it involves disguises, trickery, and cold-blooded cunning.

Today at Gawker.TV, Highlights from James Franco's Inside The Actors Studio, Johnny Depp blows the whistle on Al Pacino's joke-telling abilities, Michael C. Hall sings a creepy Christmas carol, and a sneak preview of Holly's return to The Office.

Tonight's Office showed us that though Dwight is now a two-time property owner, he's nonetheless vigilant about being able to drink a cup of coffee with his feet. Hope for him to succeed in this clip.

Pretty soon we'll all be living under her cruel, pop-Western rule. Also today: Steve Carell lines up another TV series, Noam Baumbach and Paul Thomas Anderson plan for the future, and some important young man news.

The Office's focus this week on Ryan's WUPHF.com seemed to serendipitously coincide with the announcement of Facebook's new messaging platform, linking all communications between phones, web, and other devices. Facebook will probably be a little more seamless.

For every time I think that Dunder Mifflin might not be a bad place to work, there's another, like this one at Gabe's Glee party that makes me cover my eyes and count my blessings.

Michael makes his Godfather pitch to Jim and Pam, and surprise! They've already picked a couple. Either Michael is mellowing out, or Pam is getting way better at keeping him under control. Check out the scene.

Do you watch various television shows? Then you'll be happy to know that thanks to "psychographics," marketing firms can determine your entire personality just by looking at your Tivo settings. For example: like Mad Men? You're a pinko Apple fanboy.

Tonight's episode was a spooktacular (sorry) jaunt through the corridors of Dunder Mifflin, and every character, save Jim, had a clever outfit. Damn you Jim. We also had some deliciously classic awkwardness with Pam and Danny.

In case John Krasinski's crippling allure did not suffice, perennial sheriff Timothy Olyphant has been enlisted to inject some extra charm to the salesmen of Dunder Mifflin. Watch Michael strain in the glare of his machismo.

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Have you ever risen from slumber to find a giant herpe on your lip? If so, last night's Office must've been cathartic for you, because Michael Scott shares your pain. Watch him tell all of his ex-girlfriends about his disease.

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On tonight's episode, Michael's ability to embarrass everyone was for once upstaged by Andy, in his own production of Sweeney Todd. It's every actor's worst nightmare. Regional theater, am I right?

Jim and Pam are looking for a closer Day Care, so enter Dwight, the new building owner, who might just help them out. Who wouldn't want to leave their child with Mose?

Another fall comes filled with the delights of the Dunder-Mifflin Conference Room, where Michael has to explain why his lazy nephew gets to keep working in the building. Click through for video.

Ed Helms popped into the hot seat at Ellen today and the pair talked about who might be the best replacement for the head of Dunder Mifflin. We can't say that we disagree with Portia de Rossi being in charge!

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