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    11/03/09

    In reply to Now Everybody Talk about Terrible Washington Post Stories
    When people talk about 9/11 you never hear "twenty o'one" but "two thousand one".. but alas, Charles Osgood, the olde who hosts CBS Sunday Morning, always announces the date by saying "Twenty o'nine" .. and for some reason, hearing him say it that way makes it sound like that format is strictly reserved for the oldes. For the rest of us, it's normally spoken as "two thousand nine", so therefore I can only presume we'll be saying "two thousand ten" #media
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Now Everybody Talk about Terrible Washington Post Stories
    It's the Style section of the Washington Post, dumbasses. Styles is the NYT. #media
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    11/03/09

    @procrastinator, esq.: And so gracious, too! #media
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Now Everybody Talk about Terrible Washington Post Stories
    Oh, magic religious commodification. You make my vocation so easy. #media
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Now Everybody Talk about Terrible Washington Post Stories
    Sally Quinn's son's name is Quinn? Quinn Quinn? Did the labyrinth tell you to do this, Sally? #media
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    11/03/09

    @Crustaceans Rarely Get Past Me: At least he's not an Eskimo. #media
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    11/03/09

    @Mo MoDo: If he were fifty years old he'd be Quinn Quinn the quinquagenarian. No Eskimo. #media
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Now Everybody Talk about Terrible Washington Post Stories
    Can someone please explain “‘Twenty ten’ means you’re gay” and “remember to say ‘no homo’ afterwards”? #media
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    11/03/09

    @iplaudius: #media
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    11/03/09

    @The-Littlest-Hobo: Yes. I know about the usage and about Cam’ron. But what does it have to do with 2010? #media
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    11/03/09

    @iplaudius: I can't help you with that one, I'm afraid. #media
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    11/03/09

    @iplaudius: I've kind of stopped trying to read too deeply into HamNo's posts. He gets about three paragraphs deep in snark and ceases to make sense. #media
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    11/03/09

    @goetz: I disagree! I asked, because he usually makes sense—to me! #media
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    11/03/09

    @iplaudius: You're right, you're right. Besides, this is no way to go about getting my star back. Pretend I didn't say anything other than that thing I said earlier about Quinn Quinn the quinquagenarian. #media
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/20/09

    In reply to Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry
    A Pearl Of Wisdom Can Only Succeed In Breaking A Tooth Once Ensconced In A Frank Furter.
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    07/20/09

    @Aaron Altman: Stop reminding me of my pitching career with the Hebrew Nationals.
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    07/20/09

    @scroll_lock: "We Answer To A Higher Authority, Or Whichever Dude Has The Bullhorn."
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    07/20/09

    @Aaron Altman: Slow down, I can't ketchup with you.
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    07/20/09

    @scroll_lock: Yu Wan Mei get outta here?
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    07/20/09

    @Aaron Altman: Nah, I'm just being a brat- I'm the wurst.
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    07/20/09

    @scroll_lock: @Aaron Altman: You running dogs, you.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/20/09

    @scroll_lock: I call you "killer" 'cause you kielbasa me.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    07/20/09

    In reply to Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry
    OK, but seriously? This is the funniest The Onion's been in years. The Yu Wan Mei website is going to get me through a slow workday today.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry
    Girl, China May Have Fortune Cookies But Cannot Sex You On A Plush Round Bed
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry
    Smoove Sellout
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry
    humor is now being offshored and rightsized
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry
    Onion 壹, Gawker Media 零.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry
    Area Internet Commenter Confused
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    07/18/09

    In reply to Onion Sale Announcement Monday?
    Shall we place bets on the purchaser? I'm thinking CBS Interactive, since they seem to be desperate to purchase websites that their geeky teenage sons read (see: CNet, Last.FM, etc.).
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Onion Sale Announcement Monday?
    Re: Ad/Post immediately above: Gawker Just Fucking Jumped the Whale!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/17/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I've had just about enough of your body-shaming.
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    07/17/09

    @CaptainFantastic:

    But I am trying to bring the ZING!
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    07/17/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I'd rather bring out the Hellmann's (and bring out the best)!
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    07/17/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight:

    And the Helman!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Onion Said To Be Negotiating Sale
    Local Man Purchases Fake-News Operation

    "This is a terrible time to be in the news business," said Arthur J. Marsinning Jr., who recently purchased The Onion for an undisclosed sum said to be north of $14,000. "Therefore, it stands to reason that this is an excellent time to be in the fake-news business."

    Marsinning plans to combine staff and facilities with those of his current company, Wackee Novelties Inc., which manufactures party favors such as Blaat! brand artificial throw-up and Whoopsy-Poop brand artificial dog-doo. "If information-gathering is anything like disgusting-substances production," he added, "then I'm pretty sure that the fake kind will not only smell better, but be far more profitable, too."
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    07/14/09

    @TedSez: hah, nice. ...'cept they've become known for their use of "Area Man"
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/14/09

    @lobstr: Darn, you're right. Too late for the edit function, though.
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