Woman Becomes Walking Onion Headline After Beating Up Husband for Stashing Copies of The Onion in His Trunk

A Wisconsin woman was arrested Monday and charged with disorderly conduct-domestic abuse for attacking her husband over his collection of old Onion issues.
Joe Biden Specifies Which Muscle Car He's Washed in His Bathing Suit
Few articles better capture Joe Biden's caricature as a creepy aging swinger uncle from the '80s than The Onion's 2009 "Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway." But has a shirtless Joe Biden ever really washed a 1981 Trans Am in his driveway? No! It was a different muscle car altogether.
Onion Editor Stomped by Philly Teen Mob
Emily Guendelsberger, an editor at The Onion's AV Club in Philly, was walking along with seven friend Saturday night when they ran into a group of teenagers (between 20 and 40 of them, according to different sources). And teens being teens, they attacked everyone for no reason, including Guendelsberger, who was…
Conair Massagers Recalled For Improper Use on The Onion News Network
Imagine that! Personal massagers being used for more than a backache. Here the Onion News Network offers an alternative to the wand-style that would prove harder to manipulate.
Joe Biden Loves Being Humiliated in 'The Onion'
How does Joe Biden like those "spoofs" depicting him as an womanizing, shirtless playboy madman in the Onion? "I think it's hilarious," he tells an interviewer. He claims he's a "square" in reality, though, which is a lie. [Image via]
High School Football Documentaries Are a Way of Life in Small Texas Town
From the Onion SportsDome last night comes this clip mocking the media exploitation of small-town inspirational sports teams. Just remember: class struggles, educational problems, and racial issues are all less important than football.
Meet The New Hosts of The Onion's SportsDome
Comedy Central has debuted a new website for its forthcoming show, SportsDome. Mark Shepard and Alex Reiser will host the show—which will premiere on January 11th, right after Tosh.0's season premiere. Who's ready to "Get Sportsed?"
A Sneak Peek of the Upcoming Onion News Network TV Show
The Onion is getting a TV show! It's coming to IFC, and judging by this teaser trailer, will be similar to the side-splitting news clips found online. Catch a sneak peek here.
