Track Palin Is Divorcing Wife Britta Hanson

TMZ is reporting that Track Palin, Sarah's second most oddly named and oldest child, has filed for divorce from his wife of almost 19 full months, Britta Hanson. In keeping with Mama Palin's abstinence-advocating ways, the two's marriage took place when Hanson was six months pregnant with their daughter, the…
Your Hatred Just Makes Bristol Palin a Better Dancer
Mom of the Year Bristol Palin is back on Dancing With the Stars, and she wants you to know that your hatred only makes her stronger.
America's Sweetheart Todd Palin to Appear on Upcoming Reality Competition
Bristol Palin's reality series Life's A Tripp premieres tonight on Lifetime (early reviews call it "dull" and "depressing," but note that her son is cute), and still, the public's ravenous appetite for observing the lesser members of the Palin family in reality television settings remains unsatisfied.
How Sarah Palin Diehards Are Taking Her Decision Not to Run
Sarah Palin put the perfect final touch on her multiyear long-grift last night, by telling supporters, at basically the last possible moment, that she wouldn't run for president after all. Should've sent her more money, everyone!
Bristol Palin's Heckler Apologizes
After initially announcing that he'd attack her again if he had the chance, angry drunk Stephen Hanks has apologized for telling Bristol Palin that her mother is a "whore" and "white trash." His lawyer released a statement to E! News:
Bristol Palin Bar Fight: 'You're a Homosexual, I Can Tell You Are'
Bristol Palin was riding the mechanical bull at a Hollywood bar in front of a throng of paparazzi and reality TV cameras, when a rude drunk yelled, "Your mother's a whore!" Bristol marched up to the man, jutted out her new chin, and got into a heated confrontation:
Sarah Palin Sex Writer Forces Barbara Walters to Discuss Miscarriages
Joe McGinniss, author of crazy/enthralling Palin biography The Rogue, went on The View today to demonstrate his trademark ability to force powerful women into awkward discussions of their vaginas.
TV Show About Sarah Palin's Favorite Hair Salon Debuts, Ends
After TLC gave Sarah Palin her own reality show, many wondered if it cable television had hit a new bottom. Then last month, the network announced plans to air a series about the Beehive Beauty Shop—that's right, a program devoted to Palin's favorite hair salon in Wasilla, Alaska—and America shook its collective…
The Best Butt-Related Excerpts From The Rogue
The Rogue, Joe McGinniss' much-discussed gossipy book about Sarah Palin, hits stores tomorrow. But why wait an entire day to learn the most salacious news about Sarah and Todd Palin—and butts? We've got it for you now.
All the Dirty Rumors About Sarah Palin's Sexual 'Fetish' and Cocaine Use
The National Enquirer published details from Joe McGinniss' hotly anticipated Sarah Palin biography today, including an NBA player's claim that he slept with Palin shortly before her marriage. McGinniss is the "peeping tom" reporter who moved in next door to the Palins' Wasilla home. Based on the Enquirer's read, a…
Sarah Palin's Diehard Supporters Are Scaring Republican Pundits
Nobody wants Sarah Palin to run for president, except for every Democratic political operative and a persistent twenty-ish percent of the Republican electorate who only want her. Of course, she probably won't. But Republican pundits really want her to clarify that decision soon, if only to silence her supremely…
Palin Makes Stripper Joke, Cardboard Palins Frolic at Tea Party Rally
Despite threatening to cancel her scheduled appearance at today's "Restoring America" Tea Party rally in Indianola, Iowa, our honorable Christian soldier Sarah Palin decided to show up after all. Not many other people did, though.
Republicans Really Don't Want Palin to Enter Presidential Race
Do Sarah Palin's visits to Iowa and New Hampshire this Labor Day weekend augur a presidential candidacy announcement in the near future? A whole 71% of Republican voters sure as Hell hope not.
Planned Palin, O'Donnell Rally Confuses Living Hell Out of Everybody
Sarah Palin has long planned to attend an Iowa rally organized by the Tea Party of America on September 3. The Tea Party folks invited popular author Christine O'Donnell to speak there, too! A fine catch, to be sure. But when you lump so many historically unreliable people and groups together, things tend to fall…
Sarah Palin's Bus Tour Is Back On
Three million cheers for Sarah Palin! Here we were just a few minutes ago, sorting through the doldrums of August political news and economic chaos, when suddenly the monster from Wasilla announced that the long-promised Part II of her Tour de Grift bus ride will proceed through the Heartland starting later this week.
Report: Palin Grandchild Born Three Months After Wedding
Joe McGinniss, the journalist who briefly lived next door to the Palins, reports that Track Palin's wife Britta Hanson has given birth to her child, a girl named Kyla Grace Palin. As predicted, the birth was a bit earlier than abstinence advocates may have expected—three months after the Track and Britta's …
