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Mon Dec 7
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Also, two bankers are missing and presumed CPA.
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Don't care for rockets though; they're noisy and pretentious.
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He really said that? Make that guy a starred Gawker commenter!
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Sometimes when I get a tweet on my tweet machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - this story smells a little like these dudes may have been in S. America recently, harvesting human fat for sale to European cosmetic companies. A story which was revealed to be a hoax. But what do I know? I'm just a caveman. Thank you.
12/02/09
"Sorry sir, the head steward said you already had enough."
"But she don't understand, I need this drink. I'm a caveman and I'm frightened by your strange flying machine, so get me another Duccian water pronto."