Garages Are Over, Nobody Wants Garages on Houses Any More

As the affluent flock into cities and the formerly tony suburbs turn to slums, you know what I'm not going to miss? GARAGES. Big old ugly garages that are the main feature of the whole ugly suburban house for some reason. Good news: garages have completely gone out of fashion, architecturally speaking.
Laid-Off Finance Guys Bringing Some Order to This Whole 'Homemaking' Thing
Men who were problem-solving machines in finance have been laid off, and are now forced to do "family" activities. Silver lining: finally some dudes with real smarts to clean up these "PTA meetings" and shit!
Dozing Reporter Vid Tears Suburban Illinois Apart
Intrepid Oak Park (Illinois) Leaves (the actual paper's name) reporter John P. Huston videotaped his rival reporter, Marty Stempniak from the hated Wednesday Journal, napping at an Oak Park Village Board meeting. This means war.
'Times' Regional Sections Lonely, Desperate, Maybe Doomed
In May of 2006, New York Times Metro editor Joe Sexton—you remember him as the guy who so unreasonably begged his reporters to come into the office once in a while and be nice to him—announced the appointment of Jennifer Preston as the editor of the new Regional Weeklies at the Times. It sounded like Preston was going…
