Jay Leno Grills Michele Bachmann on Gay Rights

You know how Jay Leno's lips are always firmly planted on his guest's behind, no matter who it is? How publicists enamored with Leno's softball predictability are always eager to book their clients on The Tonight Show? And how Leno rarely, if ever, challenges the answers a guest provides to the questions he asks?…
Ellen DeGeneres Uses Tonight Show Appearance to Squeeze in a Workout
Face down, ass up and armed with two big fists on Tuesday's Tonight Show, self-described "wrecking machine" Ellen DeGeneres revealed—and then demonstrated—exactly how she likes to do it as Jay Leno leered over her, stroking his big, long chin in anticipation of... wait, what? Ew, you sicko, I'm talking about…
Roseanne Barr Says She's Running for President
Roseanne Barr has a new TV show to promote (it's called Roseanne's Nuts and it airs on Lifetime, apparently), so tonight when she visited the The Tonight Show, she went for broke and announced to Jay Leno that she plans to run for president. Yes, as in President of the United States. Is that more or less ridiculous…
Lindsay Lohan to Jay Leno: 'I'm in the Clear Now'
After she was slapped with a 120-day jail sentence last week (of which she served a whole five hours), Lindsay Lohan attempted to do some damage control this evening with an appearance on The Tonight Show.
Jay Leno Gets Pervy with Kirstie Alley on The Tonight Show
On The Tonight Show, new—and better than expected—Dancing with the Stars contestant Kirstie Alley appeared for a chat with Jay Leno. Things were all well and good, until Leno got creepy/pervy regarding Alley's Dancing partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Jerry Seinfeld Has Convinced His Children That Their Cats Laugh Like Humans
On last night's Tonight Show, Jerry Seinfeld shares how he recently got two cats despite not being partial to felines. Furthermore, he's convinced his kids that the kittens actually laugh once in a while.
Simon Cowell (and His Mum) Have an Earful for the New Idol Judges
It sounds like Simon Cowell's mum is even sassier than he is. Simon told Leno that after she watched an episode of the show with the new judges, she asked Simon to tell "Paula she looks tired."
Betty White Dishes on Birthdays and Lying About her Age
At 89 years old, Betty White is as charming as ever. According to Ms. White, there's no harm in knocking a few years off your age when in the biz. And hey if it's fine with Betty, it's with us.
David Letterman Yells at Brian Williams for Appearing on The Tonight Show
Last August, when Brian Williams visited David Letterman on the Late Show, Letterman expressed his concern over Williams' plans to do The Tonight Show. Tonight, in a cranky/endearing way, Letterman blasted Williams for appearing on "the goddamn Leno show."
