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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Truth About Zoos: Poop. (And Pee)
    For a moment there I thought Jim Carrey was going to fall out.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Truth About Zoos: Poop. (And Pee)
    Ah, the National Geographic party videos!
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    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Truth About Zoos: Poop. (And Pee)
    That owl fucking freaked me out. I had a Brian Fellows experience.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    11/20/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power: Just thinking about Brian Fellows makes me laugh.
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Truth About Zoos: Poop. (And Pee)
    I've heard rhinoceros pooh makes excellent fertilizer for your garden: very high in nitrogen.

    But never use giraffe pooh in your garden: the high level of minerals will kill your plants.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/20/09

    @Zira: Elephant dung is good but you have to compost it a long time or it will burn everything. When Ringling Brothers comes to town they give it away to anyone who wants to come scoop it.
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/20/09

    Thanks for the tip. The next time the circus is in town I'll take my kids and a large plastic bag!
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    Edited by Zira at 11/20/09 4:55 PM Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    11/20/09

    @Lizawithazee: Our local zoo sells it at garden centers around town under the name ZooDoo™.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    10/02/09

    In reply to Ad Is Just Like, You Know You Want It
    I still prefer the American approach of "HEY STUPID! I'M GOING TO YELL AT YOU TO BUY THIS USELESS CRAP FOR THE NEXT 30 SECONDS!"
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    10/02/09

    In reply to Ad Is Just Like, You Know You Want It
    It's clever, but whenever something gets really meta like this, I'm reminded of why I don't like John Barth stories.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    08/01/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    It really was the original Onion.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    07/31/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    The best Weekly World newses were about the senate being full of space aliens. I miss this paper very much. It made much more sense than the other hot sheets.
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    07/31/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    Excuse me, but where the hell is Bat Boy?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    07/31/09

    @britneyspearstears: Two comments below.

    Their other major fixation, inter-species progeny, deserves a mention, too. See: woman who gave birth to puppies; cat who gave birth to puppies, etc.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/31/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    Still my favorite: Bat Boy + Obama http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/election-08/3418/bat-boy-backs-obama/
     Reply
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    07/31/09

    @hamburgerhotdog:
    Bat Boy also once had a crush on Jenna Bush. You go, Bat Boy!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    07/31/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    But where are the first exclusive photos of Purgatory?
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    Image of TruthBeTold TruthBeTold
    07/31/09

    @snugbug: They still can't decide if it's a good or bad idea to release them. Been kinda stuck in neutral on it.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    07/31/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    Walter Cronkite went with dignity.
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    Image of Slackferno Slackferno
    07/31/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    This, along with the resurfacing of my original cast recording of BatBoy the Musical makes my week.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    07/31/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    Does anyone remember the short-lived Weekly World News TV show? The only segment I recall was about some primitive tribe of people that discovered a picture of Don King floating down a river and, consequently, started worshiping him. They would dance around chanting/singing while holding upside down brooms that had craft store eyes glued onto them, and things of that nature. It was glorious.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/31/09

    In reply to A Decade of Truth From the Weekly World News
    The World's Youngest Ninja had me rolling on the ground. Hi-Yah!
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