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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    Didn't you guys once have commeter awards (Commies, I think they were called)?
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    Members of my family have stopped speaking to me for that joke.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    Is it wrong that I howled at the joke?
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/12/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    06/12/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: If so, I never want to be right.
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    06/12/09

    @mmstk101: Crap!! Great minds, etc.
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    06/13/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: Wrong? Definitely. Fun? Absolutely!
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    BrentNoppity is quite the name.


    This is my favorite part of the week. I wish there were more than 6.

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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    God Bless America, multiple-redundancies and people with [seemingly] no internal monologue.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    @kolacek: well said!
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    Image of theMoJo theMoJo
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    I'm still laughing at the finisher there. I mean, wow, that's a little callous even by my own low standards, but jeez. It'd be packed full of your daily dose of win if it wasn't just a tad fucked up. Sure makes the Letterman jokes seem "knock-knock"-ish.
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    06/13/09

    @theMoJo: For real. I'm probably the most PC person I know (besides my mother), and I work with special needs people all the time, so I'm pretty sensitive to that kind of language. But holy shit, I literally started howling with laughter, complete fit of hysterics, in my living room after reading that.


    Is it possible to give someone a star and ban them at the same time?

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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    The Dutch are the ones with the wooden shoes and the tulips, right?
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @belltolls: And fingers in dikes.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    06/13/09

    @belltolls: And a ban on distributing "mein kampf".
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    I thought Sarah Palin WAS the worst Sarah Palin joke there is.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    @Colonel Mustard: how Duchampian.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    "Election? As you know I have done frequent interfacing with diplomatic corpsman in many countries of the free world. Come to think of it hey I first got interested in politics on my trip to tokyo as a young enter... student some years back. Oh *geez* hey I thought all this fuss was about an erection!"
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    "He should be on a more dignified News Show..."


    You know one?

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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @HiredGoons: Something with Seacrest, perhaps? They'd make a cute couple.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    @katekate is squared: Anderson Cooper.
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    Image of Jackiewsu Jackiewsu
    06/12/09

    @HiredGoons: Maybe Nick News with Linda Ellerbee. That's the only news show with dignity.
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    06/12/09

    @Jackiewsu: wow blast from the past.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @Jackiewsu: Hhahaa, believe it or not, that was my first thought.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @HiredGoons: Boooo. Don't remind me.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    katie perry is rather attractive you guys, and the lmfao remix of "hot n cold" gets the 40-somethings to shed hell of carbs in spinning class. i doubt a string quartet could do that. although maybe vassar clements . . .
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    All six names have a creepy, suspicious sameness to them.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @MrInBetween: I guests just get assigned something random from a name generator.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/12/09

    @MrInBetween: Low IQ?
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @katekate is squared: I think there should be a "think" in there.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    06/12/09

    @katekate is squared: How right you are. I think you just came up with the new Fox News slogan!
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Nice one!
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    WHEN YOUR REALLY INTELLIGENT YOU DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    06/12/09

    @katekate is squared: MY intelligent? Oh no. I think YOUR intelligent is the problem here, buster. ;)
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: OP seems more concerned about someone else's intelligence, as well.
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    Image of MrJames MrJames
    06/12/09

    @katekate is squared: WITCH WOULD BE TO USE YOU'RE INSTEAD OF YOUR
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @MrJames: NOW YOUR UNDERSTANDING ME
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06/12/09

    In reply to The Worst Sarah Palin Joke There Is
    "One got her a nomination, the other lost an election."
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: Much better.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    @katekate is squared: My week is complete.
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    06/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: Also, it deserves one of these:

    [www.instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: Bravo. And I like that whatever sexism that joke may contain belongs to the the campaign of John McCain. (Argh! Internal rhymez, get out of mah commentz!)
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/22/09

    In reply to Everyone Loves Sherry
    "Respect the Wentz" may become my new sign-off in correspondence and conversation.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    05/22/09

    @Smitros: See, mine is FUCK.
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