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Kathy Griffin vs. Dick Clark In NYE Hell-Off

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lobstr
01/02/09

In reply to Kathy Griffin vs. Dick Clark In NYE Hell-Off
Everyone at my place were like "awww how sad" everytime DC spoke -- and that's the reaction you're going to get everytime he does this..

Let us all remember Mr. Clark in his top form, quintessential and unforgiving clue-giver:

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bytememehard
01/02/09

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I loved the beginning of the broadcast when Coop asked Kathy how he ended up with her -- was Starr Jones booked?
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miss_msry
01/02/09

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Winner: Kathy Griffin by a Dick.
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LatestBy
01/02/09

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Hey, on either channel you get to hear someone say Dick.
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SisterMaryMartha
01/02/09

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aw, the Dick Clark stuff is sad. Cruel to poke at him.
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Hydroceph
01/02/09

@SisterMaryMartha: um...i know you're not new here because of the gold star and all, but really? cruel? The Gawker? Stunning.
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VirginUrgin
01/02/09

In reply to Kathy Griffin vs. Dick Clark In NYE Hell-Off
why was she screaming?
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Hydroceph
01/02/09

@VirginUrgin: Because she's Kathy Griffin.
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Beausoleil
01/02/09

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For the love of Christ, Kathy Griffin is such a disaster to behold. Could a comedienne be any more unfunny? And is there any denying that she's a tranny? Seriously, s/he should be singing Cher songs at Lucky Chang's.

As for Dick Clark, I think we should let him do his thing up until the exact moment that his life force leaves his body. If that means watching him gurgle something unintelligible on his deathbead 100 years from now, so be it.
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Tart of Darkness
01/03/09

@Beausoleil: Thanks for saying the above about Kathy Griffin. I just can't find her funny or interesting and her voice bothers me. I'm never interested in comedians whose entire schtick is "Look at me, I'm so wacky!" *shudder*
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Dirtypas
01/02/09

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Gawker, your video hosting is really shitty.
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Truculent
01/02/09

@dirtypas: In light of your trenchent wit, you may want to look up "Executions" on this site and catch a glimpse of your future.
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notalent
01/02/09

@Truculent: No, it's pretty shitty. At least this recording. Lookit, why don't you get a job buddy. I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth.
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Tart of Darkness
01/03/09

@notalent: notalent, uh, your last two sentences make no sense at all. None.
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scroll_lock
01/02/09

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Michael J. Fox is a shoo-in to replace Dick Clark, having just narrowly edged out Muhammad Ali.
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Hydroceph
01/02/09

@scroll_lock: wow. you're on a really offensive roll today, and i love it. you're making my sick day a little skippier.
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scroll_lock
01/02/09

@Hydroceph: Happy to oblige!
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BookishLookish
01/02/09

In reply to Kathy Griffin vs. Dick Clark In NYE Hell-Off
Mr. BookishLookish interviewed Dick Clark many years ago and I got to meet him. He is a gentleman of the highest caliber, forthright, honest, kind, sincere. Those of you who don't want to see the less-than-pleasant results of a stroke--that's life, baby: jump out of your plastic-fantastic universe for a minute and take a good, hard look at it.

He is in showbiz and he will go on till the end.

Miss Kathy? She's no Pearl Williams or Belle Barth, but she has her moments.
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DaeSu
01/02/09

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Obviously, this is about everybody's else discomfort with Dick Clark's infirmity. If the man wants to appear on his own show, it's nobody's goddamn business but his own. If you don't like it -- or simply can't accept the fact that there are people out there with health issues -- don't watch.
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scroll_lock
01/02/09

@DaeSu: Thank you, NTJ. You've been missed.
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scroll_lock
01/02/09

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A cash-strapped Ed McMahon is desperately trying to sell a remake of the old TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes consisting of nothing but footage of Dick Clark reading the phone book while Ed places his stroke medication just out of reach.
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Lysergic Asset
01/02/09

@scroll_lock: Tasteless yet brilliant... make that just brilliant.
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scroll_lock
01/02/09

@Lysergic Asset: Thank you! I am glad to see you around again.
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Tart of Darkness
01/03/09

@scroll_lock: Excellent. Are you as excited as I am about Ed's new commercial series about how the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol comes to his house to give him a million bucks but he can't go to the door because he's stuck in his walk in tub until the water level goes down far enough for him to get out?
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loliver35
01/02/09

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It was sad to see Dick Clark in that state. But I respectfully watched him. I don't know why, he would not have known if I had turned him off or laughed at him. It was as if, that may be me in 35 years and I just had to respect the man. I could see he had the excitement and euthusiasm (sp), but his body could not respond as quickly anymore. :-(

What was interesting is that executives thought to give his face a tan, but not his hands.
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scroll_lock
01/02/09

@loliver35: You crossed "euthanasia" with "enthusiasm" when describing Dick Clark. Good Freudian slip.
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Tart of Darkness
01/02/09

@scroll_lock: genius!
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SpyderD
01/02/09

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I couldn't believe the "dicks" comment made it on the air. Whoever was working the "seven second delay" must have fallen asleep at the switch. Though how anyone could nod off during Griffin's grating yammering is beyond moi.

Meanwhile on Fox, Knievel's jump may have seemed anti-climactic, but how 'bout those computer simulated crashes, including one that went strait into the fountain of fire!
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hamburgerhotdog
01/02/09

@SpyderD: With the motorcycle floating in the lava?! YES!!! That was eight million times better than the jump!
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Almostbanned
01/02/09

@SpyderD: Yeah the 'dicks' comment was completely insane. I mean, hilarious, but poor Anderson just didn't know what the hell to do with her. I could have lived without the 'pap smear' joke though. It was just dumb and awkward.
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Hydroceph
01/02/09

@Almostbanned: The thing, it's not like Kathy's a secret, right? Either they wanted her as a loose cannon, or some producer somewhere has an axe to grind. Jilted by AC, perhaps?
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homoviper
01/02/09

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The sad Dick Clark freakshow needs to stop.
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pooks
01/02/09

@eXXX: Aw, that's unnecessarily harsh.
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homoviper
01/02/09

@pooks: Sorry but I think it's REALLY horrible, and I figure if he's out there, he's out there because he wants to be out there, but I find it very unpleasant to see. It's sad and horrible, and I can't believe the network lets him continue. I guess they have to because of contract or something?
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