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Eric Schaeffer's "Rape America's Mind" Tour '07!

Beginning next week in San Diego, and ending in October in New Haven, literary mastermind, yoga practitioner and extremely tiny and single ball of hatred Eric Schaeffer will be on book tour! As we know from experience, his readings are just something to see. So whether you live in Mendocino or Boise, you too can lose your dignity listening to the misguided pit of sadness that is Eric's hatred of women and self. Also! Eric's MySpace has a question for you! It is: "Have Your Bought The Book Yet?" Actually, no, mine hasn't, honey, but maybe their has?

The Still Single Book Tour [MySpace]

10:00 AM on Thu Jul 19 2007
By Choire
2,543 views, 34 comments

Latest by slinkimalinki: @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: hey, leave scott baio out of it. i still want charles in charge of me. more »

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Meeting Eric Schaeffer

For most of his reading at the Chelsea Barnes & Noble last night, I Can't Believe I'm Still Single author Eric Schaeffer was in his charming first-date mode, all bashful grins and 'aw-shucks, little old screenwriter me? Did I mention I dated Molly Ringwald once?' But occasionally, Eric would get to the clause in one of his run-on sentences that contained a zinger. He'd narrow his eyes and shoot a barbed insult at a pathetic divorced fattie whose life had been brightened when he'd viewed her Nerve profile, or he'd diss a dirty whore who'd had the gall to waste Eric's dating time by not being upfront about her oral herpes, and it would hit you: This guy really hates women. It's not a joke. This is a sociopath who preys on the dating desperation of aging New York ladies and then writes delusional screeds about them in order to feel better about himself. This guy is a Peter Braunstein who hasn't snapped... yet. The audience for Eric's reading was full of women. After all, who hates women more than women do? More »

12:00 PM on Tue May 22 2007
By Emily Gould
3,322 views, 64 comments

Latest by ClamBake: She says won't post anything in public because she's afraid of the douchewrath, but "Melinda" (remember her?) is pretty forthcoming with the best - and by best I mean worst - stories I have ever heard if you write to more »