<![CDATA[Gawker: the worst people in the world]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: the worst people in the world]]> http://gawker.com/tag/the worst people in the world http://gawker.com/tag/the worst people in the world <![CDATA[ 'Sad Perv Day' II: The Legend of Janka's Gold ]]> After nightmare dater John Fitzgerald Page met Dr. Phil today there came a person we feel is in the running for "even worse worst person in the world": Paul Janka, the creepy deviant who masturbates before more uninterested women than Dov Charney, pens glorious odes to date-rape, and who famously went on depressing media joke dates with Moe and Kelly Kreth. While visiting Dr. Phil, Janka apparently just perved on the staff.

Basically the whole show it was an orgiastic nightmare of discomfiting misogyny. Like most daytime TV!

Note: Janka clip moved to separate post not only to gin up views but also because our magic video thumbnailing machine doesn't seem to work when you put two clips in one post. Whee!

]]> Gawker-388252 Wed, 07 May 2008 17:45:44 EDT Pareene http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388252&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day' ]]> So. Remember this? Online Dater John Fitzgerald, the worst person in the world, was going to be on Dr. Phil, the worst show in the world.Why? We are not really sure. It aired today! Dr. Phil copied his drivers' license—even his drivers' license is creepy—and discovered the horrible truth: John Fitzgerald Page is almost 41. Then they sent him to a bar, where he terrorized women and wore suspenders. "He needs his own table, really, for his head," said one lady. IT GOT WORSE. MUCH, MUCH WORSE.

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