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John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day'

So. Remember this? Online Dater John Fitzgerald, the worst person in the world, was going to be on Dr. Phil, the worst show in the world.Why? We are not really sure. It aired today! Dr. Phil copied his drivers' license—even his drivers' license is creepy—and discovered the horrible truth: John Fitzgerald Page is almost 41. Then they sent him to a bar, where he terrorized women and wore suspenders. "He needs his own table, really, for his head," said one lady. IT GOT WORSE. MUCH, MUCH WORSE.

5:27 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Pareene
10,329 views, 78 comments

Latest by pufflehuff: now in TINSLEY PINK: @as_per_usual: AHAHAHAHA! I liked that. more »

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Worst Person In The World Needs Your Vote For Sad Competition

John Fitzgerald Page built his reputation as a poxy online dater in part by bragging about his 8.9 score on the website "Hot or Not" to a girl he was telling off. Won't you please help Page continue to invent douchey new brags by voting five starts for him in Esquire's "Best Dressed Real Man 2008" competition? He's only up to one star and eight votes; his legions of admirers have not yet shown up. James describes himself as "Gordon Gekko + James Bond + Italian designers," but you can judge for yourself: More »

6:22 AM on Mon Feb 18 2008
By Ryan Tate
3,798 views, 39 comments

Latest by n/a: WOW - I dated this 8.9 for a bit - it was a pity date - now I'm married to a 9.6! more »

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Worst Person In the World To Be On Worst Show In the World

Nightmare online dater John Fitzgerald Page will appear on an upcoming episode of nightmare tv therapist Dr. Phil's show, in a segment dedicated to "men with out-of-control egos." Yeesh. Click to enlarge the woefully misaddressed email.

5:11 PM on Fri Feb 15 2008
By Pareene
13,154 views, 32 comments

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"If This Could Happen To An Ivy League Grad, Someone With An IQ Like Mine, This Could Happen To Anybody."

This morning, Atlanta internet-dater John Fitzgerald Page added another item to his impressive resume: he has now appeared on CBS's Early Show! Julie Chen looked on in horror from her side of the split-screen as John revealed that he still doesn't understand why that girl turned him down on Match.com. "Basically, if you hit on somebody on Match.com and you find them attractive, and then you find out that they have a good job with a good company and they live in a good part of town in a nice area and they take care of themselves ... that's not the time you'd reject them, I'd think," he retarditerates. "Every blog in the country" has covered him, he complained. Also, "people I've gotten roles have taken me off their 'friends' page." Ouch! But: "I know who I am and I'm just going to keep living my life and enjoying myself."

12:50 PM on Tue Nov 20 2007
By Emily Gould
65,630 views, 350 comments

Latest by n/a: True story..... Was at a semi private bar in Atlanta last night called the Warren and while getting drinks at the bar heard some noticeably short guy say to one of my buddies "who's that random over there." He wasn't talking more »

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John Fitzgerald Page: "They're Threatening My Life Because I Blew Off A Fat Chick On The Internet"

Nightmare online dater John Fitzgerald Page isn't going to sink back down to the bottom of the boggy internet-lake quite yet. He's still trying to puzzle out why people had such a strong negative response to his braggy, hatefilled email to a girl who had the audacity to turn him down on Match.com. "The problem was [her profile] has six pictures of her head," he reiterated recently in an interview with Atlanta alt-weekly Creative Loafing. "If you Internet date, you realize that means she's trying to hide something... I didn't harass her. I just sent her an e-mail saying basically 'I have these statistics and you can't hang.' They're threatening my life because I blew off a fat chick on the Internet." The bright light of semi-selfawareness might be beginning to penetrate the murk, however: "During our conversations, he asked repeatedly, 'Do I seem like the worst person in the world?'"

10:55 AM on Thu Nov 8 2007
By Emily Gould
19,722 views, 199 comments

Latest by n/a: Ive been in his car - its a run down 2,000kbemer. It might have been 50K when the original owner bought it. HE is a self loathing ass who came from the wrong side of the tracks and more »