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In Which We Help Jakob Lodwick Understand "China"

You are pretty much everything that is wrong with everything. Read a goddamn book. You are seriously the worst. [The Tumblr That Represents All That Is Wrong and Evil In This World]

11:09 AM on Tue Jun 24 2008
By Pareene
7,337 views, 108 comments

Latest by Rossini: I like lodwick... more »

disasters

Photoshop Monster Destroys Bodies!

It would probably be better if Photoshop had never been invented. Not only does it distort our mental image of what the human body looks like, but, when wielded incorrectly, it can actually destroy bodies altogether. Some parts get weirdly erased; some get warped beyond reason; and sometimes, unrelated parts of other bodies materialize in pictures like traces of a poltergeist. From a long list at the Photoshop Disasters blog, we bring you the five most grotesque works of Photoshop hackdom you will ever see—unless the monster strikes again. More »

4:46 PM on Wed Mar 12 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
33,489 views, 20 comments

Latest by crotchety: @antisocialite: That is an actual improvement on Marc Anthony. more »

places to avoid

The East Village Yacht Club Is Horrendous

If the newly opened East Village Yacht Club, on First Street between First and Second Avenues, is a faithful representation of the experiential reality of the upper class, we say NO THANKS. The bar-restaurant-club is kitted out in Nantucketian WASP chic: Silver plates and tureens on shelves, mounted rudders, nautical prints, a swordfish upstairs. Down the spiral staircase lined with maritime flags, the cavernous lounge space is filled with sofas, trophies, model ships and a large television screen on which is projected some New England marina. Also, the food poisoning was really chic. More »

11:33 AM on Thu May 31 2007
By Joshua Stein
15,567 views, 67 comments

Latest by EVYCSadness: I went to this place on Friday night....was so upset with our $70.00 per person tab that I tried to abscond a "silver" plated sailing trophy under my jacket and walk out with a souvenir. My stealthy ways fooled the seer sucker clad boncer... Sadly, while half way down more »