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    The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/03/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    The secret to ingrown leg hairs is Cheap Mondays jeans.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    05/03/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    Fabulous, Joshua.
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    PandoraSpocks was starred PandoraSpocks was unstarred
    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    05/02/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    And Joel Stein stands off to the side, slowly jerking himself off, screaming "Notice me! Notice me! I ranked you all thinking it mattered! Should I circumcise my son? WHY IS NO ONE LOOKING AT ME?"
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    EleanorRigby was starred EleanorRigby was unstarred
    Image of lululemming lululemming
    05/02/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    Stein. You're back. And you're still not funny.
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    lululemming was starred lululemming was unstarred
    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    05/02/09

    @lululemming: Lululemming, you're still here. And still a twat.
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    Joshua David Stein was starred Joshua David Stein was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/02/09

    @Joshua Stein:


    Mark Twain would have never said something like that, and yet he was a really funny guy. Or Groucho... Try to be more like them.

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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of lululemming lululemming
    05/02/09

    @Joshua Stein: That's better, but I think you owe royalties to Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Vol. 4 now.
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    lululemming was starred lululemming was unstarred
    Image of stanhalen stanhalen
    05/02/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    Is it wrong of me that every time I hear Senator Kennedy's name mentioned, all I can think is, my God, why didn't he just swim back and pull Mary Jo out of the car... Or die trying.


    I can only imagine the terror he felt when he pulled himself out of the water and realized what a slimy coward he was. And that very soon the rest of the world would know as well.


    Could he, at the time, have imagined Ms. Kopecky's Horror, her last moments?


    According to the Public Record, the logical answer to that question is, no.

    Teddy decided that as soon as he got to a telephone, he should phone up the Family Attorney.. As apposed to Calling the Police and mounting a rescue effort, no matter how unlikely it was that Mary Jo was still alive.


    He and his handlers waited four hours before they called the authorities.


    So the next time you see Teddy on the T.V. getting showered with accolades, remember that he left his girlfriend behind to drown and saved himself.


    And he would do the same thing to you.

    Sure. Great guy.

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    Image of DrFeelgood DrFeelgood
    05/02/09

    @stanhalen: What, you never ditched a date?
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    DrFeelgood was starred DrFeelgood was unstarred
    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    05/02/09

    @DrFeelgood: Oh fuck. I just laughed out loud at that.

    Thanks for adding a few more years to my scheduled time in purgatory.
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    Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux was starred Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux was unstarred
    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    05/03/09

    @stanhalen + icelight: So--and, apologies in advance for not minding my own business--icelight, is replying 'Yes' to stanhalen's inquiry.


    And to stanhalen: I'll be sure to remember that the next time I'm riding in a car with the senator from Massachusetts.

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/02/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    And suddenly, celibacy doesn't seem so bad.
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/02/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    Roubini has been pointing out frequently, of late, that the 2nd derivative is getting smaller. Based on all of this, I disagree.
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/02/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    Sounds like the entertainment at the next White House Correspondents Dinner.
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    Image of Guy Whitey Corngood Guy Whitey Corngood
    05/02/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    Yay for the santorum nod! I love santorum!
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    Guy Whitey Corngood was starred Guy Whitey Corngood was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/02/09

    @Guy Whitey Corngood: yeah, I don't love santorum, but I love how it got its name. Must never forget.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/02/09

    In reply to The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
    Then Suze Orman had to go and kill the mood by deadpanning "Bernie Madoff raped me."
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
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