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11/28/09
I was thinking it would make an interesting commercial for Depends.
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Lamberghini? Lambertyrannasauroussex? Lambacchic? Lambertine? Lamborgy? Lambelshazzar? (Belshazzar being the last king of Babylon, natch)
MadamI'mAdam?
11/28/09
Urophilia! Frottage! Black-varnished toe nails! Consorting with transvestites! Bring me the salts, for my delicate constitution cannot take the outrage and I'm about to get the vapors!
PS: Adam, mah dear, I've seen worse in an U-Bahn station in Berlin during daylight hours. Get thee a grip, honey.
11/28/09
I'm pretty sure there are transexuals who are willing to pee on straight men, bi dudes, lesbians and hedgehogs.
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*[Ba-dum-chh!]
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"Harry," she screams, "Stop it; it's a fucking inanimate object!"
To which he yells back, "YOU'RE a fucking inanimate object!"
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11/12/09
It's kind of admirable. #levijohnston
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