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    Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari

    Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/10/09

    In reply to Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari
    Haha he's got hollywood old man teeth.
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari
    Actually, this post was written by Pareene’s brother, who is like Pareene in every way, except that he applies his merciless sarcasm not to issues involving the civil government, but rather the entertainment industry. (Seriously, a Pareene post on Defamer? My head just exploded, and organic macrobiotic confetti came out.)
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/10/09

    In reply to Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari
    "Kneel before General Rahm!"
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/10/09

    In reply to Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari
    Will Ari Gold have a brother in the White House this season?
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/10/09

    @bytememehard: If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it ...
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/10/09

    @bytememehard: This has to be the first story I have ever read that mentions Ari Emanuel without saying he was the inspiration for Ari Gold. Which is a sign of . . . what?
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/10/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: That that show is harder to swallow than mercury-laced sushi.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    "We had dinner conversation about politics, culture... you had to know, or at least be willing to argue, your position, and sustain that argument."


    OMG, I want to be adopted by the Emanuels. This is my dream family.


    Wait, but then I couldn't lust after Rahm.


    Well, I want to be their wacky neighbor who comes over for dinner a lot and then makes out with their middle son.

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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    OK, I totally get it. I'm one of 9 kids, and as I type this, I'm in the midst of a heated email argument with my siblings over the election. My husband does not get the family dinner/intercontinental email debates, he's one of 2 who never raised their voices. To me, the Emmanuel's are totally normal. I'll bet they all eat really fast.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    Awwh the Emmanuel brothers are like dinner at my family's home. Of course, we're Irish and drunks but the level of discourse and argument is the same.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    Put him on puppycam.
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    Image of veganrampage2 veganrampage2
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    Hey Pareene, what is with this "you ladies" b.s.? Rumor has it that you, yourself, are of the female persuasion.


    Care to confirm or deny?

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    But how come during the Deerhunter brawl, Ari didn't just yell: "Let's hug it out!"


    Also ... mmmmmmmm-mmmmmmm-Rahm.

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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    Haha, my family is exactly like this, except it's just me picking all the fights and them staring at me awkwardly. Sigh.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    Rahm is handsome, but I'm really put off by the finger nubbin. I can't stop staring at it. At least it doesn't bother him since he gestures with his hands like crazy, so good for him.


    Also, I hope he got a nice fat check from Arby's for that.

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    11/10/08

    @VoxPopuli: Apparently he didn't lose it at Arby's, he just cut it really badly then decided to go to prom and then go swimming in a lake. It was amputated when the ensuing infection almost killed him. All of which just adds to his mystique.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    11/10/08

    @VoxPopuli: Obama is quoted as saying that the loss of his middle finger rendered Rahm "nearly mute."
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    11/10/08

    @Iceland_Spar: I thought the original cutting was at Arby's, though, but maybe his negligence means no payoff.


    I can't decide if that story shows that he's careless by nature or whether he's now on top of all situations because he learned the lesson of what happens when you don't care of a problem. Hopefully the latter.

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    11/10/08

    @VoxPopuli: I like to think of it as an example of his single minded dedication to achieve what he sets his mind to, even to his own physical detriment. I just hope that he now has better goals that, you know going to prom.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    Hooray! A family of dicks on Charlie Rose to somehow prove to Americans that being a dick is GOOD.


    Thanks, CHARLIE.


    ????????

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    11/10/08

    @Pope John Peeps II: Really? More like a family of energetic, agressive, self-starters.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    11/11/08

    @Iceland_Spar: I agree... I don't think they're dicks. lol


    They're ambitious and successful - what's more American that that?

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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    There's also the youngest, Shoshanna. She is clearly the smartest one as she stays under the radar.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/10/08

    @JinxyMcDeath: Well, that and the threat of bodily harm - I bet she's got some awesome, entirely damning stories.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    11/10/08

    In reply to Memories of the Emanuel Dinner Table: "What Are You, an Idiot?"
    Its not that no other show has been able to book all three brothers. Its just that no other studio has been built that can sustain the damage from having all three brothers together in one place.
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