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    Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?

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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    When Gerard Butler is finished humiliating Jennifer Aniston, I know a whole lot of other single ladies over 30 who also respond well to that sort of humiliation. Starting with me. Bring on the indignity of casual sex with an impossibly hot man!
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    whoah, those legions on MJ's legs, wtf?!! Looks like ebola or something.
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    07/16/09

    @Cheap Shot: I read elsewhere that he lifted his pants legs for that photo to show that he'd been bitten by a brown recluse spider, and that horrid looking wound is the bite. Not too sure about the veracity of the claim that the wound is from drug use.
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    07/17/09

    @Cheap Shot: I'm pretty sure it's gangrene.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    I think Robert Redford is just using Sibylle Szaggars. Simply spelling Szaggar's name correctly is bound to help the iconic septuagenarian ward off Alzheimer's.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    If I'd married 72 year old Robert Redford I'd make him wear a Hubble Gardner mask every second.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    The Hoff!!!?? She is amazing! I so hope she gets him in a video...
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    Zooey Deschanel is like a human vacuum of twee. Don't get too close or she'll stare at you with those wide eyes and suddenly you're wearing mismatched socks and naming your favorite trees in Central Park.
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    07/16/09

    @cmd: Haha!
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/16/09

    @cmd: It's too late for me, go, save yourself!
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    On the IV in the leg: This is disturbing because it sounds like he may have had central venous access for medication administration. Only people with long-term, life-threatening illnesses (i.e., cancer undergoing chemotherapy) usually have these in order to "preserve" the integrity of the peripheral vascular system from repeated pokes.



    I'm too afraid to look at the pictures.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    Gerard Butler just became so "meh." I didn't think it was possible.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    Also, when do Jon and the white trash get tattoos of each other's names in "faaaancy" fonts?
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    07/17/09

    @scroll_lock: He seems like too much of a wuss to get a tattoo, but I wouldn't put an airbrushed t-shirt by him.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    I imagine Jesus has to look at his checkbook register over Madonna's creaking shoulder in order to keep it up.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    Somewhere, there's a photo of Amy Winehouse sleeping with a cock tucked in her mouth like a pacifier.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    The Michael Jackson mise–en–scène somehow manages to get more tragic by the day.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    Gerard Butler is delectable. He can humiliate me any old day. He's Scottish, right? Even better--he can humiliate me wearing a kilt.
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    07/16/09

    @Dickdogfood: I was "meh" on him before, but the interview of him in this month's Esquire made me hate him. Every other line out of his mouth was "so you really don't know who I am?!" I find it hard to be attracted to someone who so obviously lives in a home of mirrors.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
    Bingo wings are just like hot wings, only instead of a side of blue cheese, they come with a side of cottage cheese.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    07/16/09

    @misslinda: Between this comment and the gaping wound on Michael Jackson's leg, I think it's time for lunch!
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