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    Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    12/24/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    She wouldn't have needed a Green Card to do anything she's done, including the Nylon internship. Rich people roll that way. She would need the Green Card if she's seeking permanent residence in the USA with a path to citizenship. Otherwise she can just jet back to daddy every once in a while, leave the USA and renew her temporary status. Of course, it's entirely possible that she THOUGHT she needed to marry somebody to do what she's doing in the USA.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    One year, I spent four days around the holidays in Britain. It felt like four years.
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    Image of surlybastard surlybastard
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    It would be awesome if she got deported.
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    Image of ✈The Late Pufflehuff✈ ✈The Late Pufflehuff✈
    12/23/08

    @surlybastard: NO NO NO! I was just beginning to enjoy the peace around here. You guys keep her!


    Pass The Peaches is my least-fave game.

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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    12/23/08

    @pufflehuff: No, we insist. You're too kind, but we couldn't possibly deprive the UK tabs their fun. Go on. Please?
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    I can just imagine the conversation she had with her dad about this.


    Peaches: Hello, Peaches here.
    Bob G: Tell me why!! Did you get married? Tell my Why!! Just to get a green card? Tell me Why!!Did you get married? Tell me Why! I wanna shooot-oooo-ooot--ooot-oot...You're husband down, down, down.....Shoot your husband down!

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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    "pictures pulled. Probably because her management was all, "WTF were you thinking? Call us first next time!"" No, because the INS called.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    Hey, my parents are happily married despite living on opposite sides of the world. Then again, my mother isn't a coked-up British teenage socialite.


    ...


    Or is she?
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    12/23/08

    @flossy: Uh, despite or because? My father and stepmother lived in separate states for years. It was their happies time.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    12/23/08

    @mfnher: They actually got along just fine living under the same roof. They've been married for a million years, mostly together, sometimes apart.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    In addition to sperm banks, plasma, and my superfluous 2nd kidney, I am very interested in getting paid for marrying a foreigner so they can get citizenship. Is this possible if you're a guy? Anybody know a website?
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    Want. To. Mug. Her.


    I tried to hold that thought back. It didn't work.

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    Image of Bellyboop Bellyboop
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    Damn...maybe that was harsh to say. Wish I could take that back.
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    Image of The-Littlest-Hobo The-Littlest-Hobo
    12/23/08

    @Bellyboop: I remember the time that Channel 4 (I think) put up a billboard in London showing a picure of Paula Yates stepping off the plane wih Michael Hutchence's ashes, with the caption "The only ashes we'll be bringing back from Australia this year" (Cricket reference!) Now THAT was harsh.


    I also remember the time that Paula Yates said that Michael Hutchence had "the Taj Mahal of crotches". What an epitaph!

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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    12/23/08

    @The-Littlest-Hobo: I've never heard that Paula Yates quote before! But I do remember that Kylie said he made her discover sex for the first time in her life, so now I'm intrigued...
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    12/23/08

    In reply to Peaches' Hipster Williamsburg Marriage a Sham! Duh.
    Remind me why I can't marry another dude again?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/23/08

    @eXXX: Because it's not for a green card.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    12/23/08

    @BadUncle: You can in Canada! Free health care included!
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    12/23/08

    @Xylo: If only I could find a job up there...
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