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The Manzos Are Not Real Criminals of New Jersey
New York, 3:57 PM
Thu Dec 10
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He could have been just a heavy-set security guard.
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Some morning in the near future, right outside of Gawker HQ, there will be a swarthy looking gentleman in a track suit. He will be smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee purchased from a street vendor.
He will be waiting for your arrival. Right before you enter Gawker HQ, you will hear "Hey, you! Ya little Sckmuch, come ear. Now." At this point, he will raise his right hand, the one carrying the coffee, and his pinky finger will lift from the cup, point directly at you, and the pinky finger will beckon you.
You will be helpless to fight the power of the pinky.
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It's a phonetic spelling. My friend's father (owns a masonry business) used to call a wiseass a "sckmuch" or something along those lines.
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Secondly, speaking as someone who's produced and directed many hundreds of hours of reality TV, everyone who gets on one of these shows thinks they can outsmart the show and hide whatever they want to hide. And they're always wrong.
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