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    Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    05/18/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    That should be Mr. Tongue's Wild Ride..
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/17/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    As for the Aladdin ride, I leave you with this song -


    I can show you my cock

    Throbbing, seven inches, and uncut

    Tell me, princess, now when did

    You last let your crotch decide?


    I can open your thighs

    Take you wonder by wonder

    Over, sideways and under

    On a magic moustache ride...

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    05/17/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    I was always fond of the Wedway People Fucker at Tomorrowland.


    Sure, it's just a monorail with vibrating buttplugs set into the seats but there's no line and the cars are big enough to have a fairly enjoyable three-way.


    Oh wait, are we talking about fictional rides? Because I'm talking about the actual ride at Disneyworld. Never mind. If anyone needs me, I'll be enjoying an animatronic blowjob at the Hall of Porn Stars.

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    05/18/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: "If anyone needs me, I'll be enjoying an animatronic blowjob at the Hall of Porn Stars."


    Watch out for Robo-Taft. I hear he bites..

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/17/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    Ariel's Grotto... You sure about that one?
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    05/17/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    Cunt-Try Bare Jam Boree.............nyeh...I'm trying too hard
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    05/17/09

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    Butt-Pirates of the Caribbean
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    05/17/09

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    Space Mount 'em
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    05/16/09

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    Personal-Space Mountain
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    Tom Sawyer's Fire Island
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    The Tower of Pleasure
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    Butt Pirates of the Carribbean
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    I can only imagine the log ride.
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
    Mad Tea-bagging Party

    Astro-Glide Orbiter

    Jungle Fever Cruise


    (I apologize to all.)

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    05/16/09

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    The Mattahorny
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    05/16/09

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    Ultra Twister!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/16/09

    @javysan:


    Spinning Teabags.


    Blumpkins of the Carribean.

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