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    Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    Hamilton: "Shark Cops" sounds like a hit show to me. You could probably pitch the idea on the title alone.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/22/09

    @Ropocalypse Now: Bad fish, bad fish, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    Young and alone? Really? I knew sharks were shark-y but doesn't that beat all? I bet they spend their days cooling their fins outside Barbizon Hotel for Women. Creeps.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    If they only go after certain victims, how about we just adopt an appeasement policy?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    1. That picture is the worst Cute Overload audition ever.


    2. I am looking forward to Shark Week, though, since Discovery headquarters in Silver Spring puts a giant inflatable shark head on the building.


    3. Telling Jeffrey Dahmer might require the services of a psychic friend, as he was shanked in prison a few years ago.

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    06/22/09

    @Smitros: But if we could add a cheeseburger above the mouth, it could be a contender at ICHC.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    Look people, rent a few movies from the 1970's and come to the realization, like many of us, like me in particular, that no good can come from going in the water with rampant flesh-eating piranha, killer whales avenging their baby's death, and mechanical sharks that can bite through boats...yeah, um, I don't swim.
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    Image of PersonalBest PersonalBest
    06/22/09

    @Spirit Fingers: If you do take the plunge, clothing and a low blood alcohol content is advisable.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06/22/09

    @PersonalBest: No, I always thought it was better to have lowered response time and reflexes while also having every orifice uncovered and flailing about like wiggling sushi. You might as well swim covered in condiments and floating on a bed of lettuce. All the Piranhas, Jawses, and Orcas don't even have to work for dinner.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/22/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Also don't go diving for WWII era heroin capsules in the Bahamas.
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    Image of RonnSicTorossian RonnSicTorossian
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    I was eaten by a shark once. It sucked.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/22/09

    @RonnSicTorossian: It's that second row of teeth.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/22/09

    @RonnSicTorossian:


    Too much teeth?

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/22/09

    @Smitros: somebody needs to practice.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    I can't wait to hear the psychological dissection of the disgruntled sea bass.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    is it 'Summer of the Shark' again already?
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    Image of Sneeze In Bed Sneeze In Bed
    06/22/09

    @HiredGoons: It's about freakin time.
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    Image of waltzngmatlda waltzngmatlda
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    um HELLOOOOO? the answer is painfully simple.


    mechanized dolphin squads.

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    Image of blix blix
    06/22/09

    @waltzngmatlda: We blew the budget on laser kitties.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    "Who is it?"
    "Plumber."
    "Plumber? I didn't ask for a plumber. Who is it?"
    (Pause)
    "Telegram."


    [video.aol.com]

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/22/09

    @MisterHippity: I gues AOL videos don't automatically embed in Gawker comments. Too bad I can't find this video on Youtube.


    Let me try this ...


    Watch more SPIKE videos on AOL Video

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/22/09

    @MisterHippity: Ok, that didn't work. I give up. Sorry about that.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/22/09

    @MisterHippity: Land Shark! Love you, Hippity!
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    Image of malo-ji malo-ji
    06/22/09

    @MisterHippity:


    "... Candygram"

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/22/09

    @malo-ji: "Wait a minute - you can't fool me. You're that land shark, aren't you?"
    "I'm not really a shark. I'm a dolphin."
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark: He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living . . .until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin.'
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    Image of blix blix
    06/22/09

    @Nice Beaver: You should write children's books.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/22/09

    @blix: Spoiler Alert: That text is actually taken from Chapter IX ("It's Getting Darker") of my new tween novel "Daddy Became Mommy in the Circus: Tales from a Child of a Scary Clown Tranny."


    It's actually from Jaws.

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/22/09

    @Nice Beaver: Wow, never thought about how Quint leads right into Lecter:

    Hannibal Lecter: And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?

    Clarice Starling: Lambs. The lambs were screaming.

    Hannibal Lecter: They were slaughtering the spring lambs?

    Clarice Starling: And they were screaming.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/22/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Wow, that's good stuff. Hannibal's pathology was charted by witnessing people eating each other, and Quint's emerged from watching his shipmates get eaten by sharks. Who's next in this crazed line? A.C. Slater?
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/22/09

    @Nice Beaver: We're going to need a bigger boat.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    I'll do it. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/22/09

    @Nice Beaver: that is some bad hat Harry.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    And everyone faults the Japanese for eating shark! But God said it is A-OK!


    Psalm 74:14: "Thou brakest the heads of Leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness."

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/22/09

    @BookishLookish: I prefer to eat tasty dolphin. Just make sure it's tuna-free.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    06/22/09

    @Kid Twist: My psychic dolphin network (which is blessed with supernatural powers) *could* make a reservation for you at the Flipper Suite in Hell, if they were so inclined. There will be no mints under those pillows, I assure you. This is your first warning. Have a nice day.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    06/22/09

    In reply to Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers
    And this is why there are no more mermaids in the oceans.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/22/09

    @rudi_freude: They all live in condos now. But they were all at the Mermaid Parade in Coney Island on Saturday.
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    Image of VeeKaChu VeeKaChu
    06/22/09

    @BookishLookish:While I normally shy away from the usual internet "trite-eries", when someone alludes to so extraordinary an event as a "Mermaid Parade", I simply must insist, "pics or it didn't happen".


    Mmmmm.... mermaids...

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/22/09

    @VeeKaChu: Now, I know you know how to use Google. But here is one:


    [www.brooklynvegan.com]

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