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    Whole Foods: The Final Frontier

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    These caterers would totally fail at TopChef!
    Sounds more like the PR people catered it.
    With two hours notice, a decent caterer should be able to artfully deceive people that they are eating ready-made supermarket fare, especially Whole Foods type.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    I'm sure that the catering company weren't the only ones to shit the bed after the hummus and dinner roll spread.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    Okay one more 11-year old nerd joke:


    Why did Captain Kirk Pee on the ceiling?

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    Image of blix blix
    05/01/09

    @JudgeFudge: To boldy go where no man had gone before.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    OMG this reminds me of my favorite 11-year old nerd joke. Ready?


    What did Spok See when he went into Cpt. Kirk's Bathroom... Anyone? Anyone?

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    05/01/09

    @JudgeFudge: something that has the words boldly going in it, i'm sure .. :p
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    05/01/09

    @JudgeFudge: or... if he peeked into the toilet, that would be ... the.. er.. Captain's Log .. thank you, thank you..
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    05/01/09

    @JudgeFudge: You are correct sir! I like you're version better, though.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    They should have just served the gah.

    /hangs head in shame

    /shows self out
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    05/01/09

    @DennyCrane: Nothing to be ashamed of. Have some blood wine. Qapla!
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    Image of blix blix
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    The Romulan rumaki was nummy.
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