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    Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    05/08/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    Oh, please it's so, so very obvious this is Our Lady of Holly Hobbie.


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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    Is this Jake Tilove's brother? Because that guy is awesome.
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    Image of ThereMustBeAPony ThereMustBeAPony
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    Based on the smocked bodice and unstructured skirt, my money's on Anne of Green Gables (rather provocative shoulder pose notwithstanding).
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    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    He seems more blind than Jewish. That's ET in a nightshirt.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    We must all clap three times to bring Mary back to health! Look how sick she is!
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    No wonder you don't recognize her -- she's wearing Marc Jacobs THREE SEASONS AGO!
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    My underpants might appropriately be described as the Shroud of Urine.
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    05/07/09

    @depardoo: ha!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    Mary was Jewish too.
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    Image of bayktdin bayktdin
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    The Virgin Macchiato.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/07/09

    @bayktdin:


    FTW.


    Btw, Precious Moments Machiatto Mary is just a very late response to my "catholic wolf riding icelandic pony" stain.


    [i537.photobucket.com]


    (The wolf is catholic because it was inspired by a catholic poet, duh.)

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    I was saw Kaiser Wilhelm in my grilled cheese.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    Um. He's a journalist? this better be a joke.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    That looks more like St. Dymphna, the patron saint of the anxious and those suffering from mental disorders.


    Or a coffee stain shaped sort of like a flower petal.

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    05/08/09

    @City_Dater: She's also the patron saint of victims of incest or rape, I think?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    Years ago, when i lived in an unnamed southern state, an image appeared on the side of a bank's widows (coated with anti-glare film). The credulous were convinced it was the Virgin. Now i light candles to Our Lady of Differential Refraction.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @Hydroceph: The window was broken by vandals which is for the best because it was causing distraction in traffic on 19.
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    05/07/09

    @Hydroceph: Mississippi?
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    05/07/09

    @HiredGoons: Florida.
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    05/07/09

    What did it do to the bank's deposits? Is the Virgin Mary good for business, or is she a radical and rabble rouser like her son who threw the money changers out of the temple?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    05/07/09

    @SultanaEleusis: i wondered about that myself. i mean, the theological implications of the BVM appearing on the side of a bank are staggering in light of Christ's actions and words in the subject of wealth. It's a real headache. Fortunately, i'm waaay too shallow to think about it for too long. Also, i think religion is a crock.
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    Image of Just Sayin'....... Just Sayin'.......
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    I had a one night stand with this total babe I hooked up with in Bed Stuy last Saturday night (we went back to my place) and the next morning I saw a stain resembling the Virgin Mary on my bed sheets.


    I'm still trying to figure out whether that might mean anything.

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    Image of Helman Helman
    05/07/09

    @For the Love of Madge: Probably just a reflection of your stunning sexual prowess.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/07/09

    @For the Love of Madge: It means "don't drink coffee while masturbating."
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    05/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Mary Coffee Stain Saves Journalism
    Eew, how messy was this guy's cubicle that he only discovered this slop stain after he got fired?
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