Spider-Man Steals $6000 in Hollywood
He's not always your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
King of the Cat Burglars Gets A Pretty Great Obit from The Telegraph
In 1994 Peter Scott, Britain's most legendary cat burglar, wrote the The Daily Telegraph, saying that it would be "a massive disappointment if I were not to get a mention in [its] illustrious obituary column."
'Sex-Crazed Loser' Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina
Felonious, hypersexual people just can't stop crashing into the AdultMart of Brownhelm Township, Ohio to steal sex toys! In the latest incident involving theft at the popular sex-stablishment, a man stole a semi and crashed it into the place, making off with a $800 "life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia…
